omfg!! i DRANK TWO FIFTHS OF WHISKEY AND i'M THROWING UP INTO MY TRASH CAN!

[LeftyFingerPop]

Skinner, I want some more hearts. Wake the hell up, and gimee some. Seriesly. Olive Garden. Kud Zoo. Whatever else you people say here on DU.

[JVS]

1. K&R!

[S n o w b a l l]

2. I feel sorry for you, you drunk....

here's a sympathy heart.
:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I told you Snowball, I don't drink (much)...

How many times must I tell you?

:hug: :hug:

[Drunken Irishman]

4. THROW UP IN MY MOUTH!

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAS WHISKEY IN THE VOMIT! I LOVE WHISKEY AND AM ALL OUT!

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Oh Jesus...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :pals:

[Drunken Irishman]

7. YOU TOTALLY MADE ME THINK OF THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_e63H-c6R8

[EastTennesseeDem]

6. ................

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tom Kitten]

8. Shoulda stuck to Wild Turkey

A pint woulda done it, and do you mean the outside trash can or just a convenient waste paper basket close at hand?

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Did I say trash can?

I meant "bird bath".

[S n o w b a l l]

10. Well, it's obvious you've been whoring for hearts all night...

don't look for skinner or anyone else to have any sympathy for you, Mr Heart Boy!

:eyes:

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Question for you:

Is "Whoring for Hearts" like "Dialing for Dollars"?

[S n o w b a l l]

12. Damn..I'm stumped..

Ok, no, I'd say it's not.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Alrighty then....

Let's keep that between ourselves.