I'd like to get married before I die

[Tom Kitten]

The Ouiji Board said I'll die in the year 2060...from alcohol!! What a lonely death that would be! I'd only be 104 then!

[XemaSab]

1. You've got 52 years

for the ladies. :D

Or gents, if that's your thing. :D

[oshyposhy]

2. Funny

I never wanted to die until I got married.

[1]

3. a man is not complete until he is married...

after that, he is finished...

[Skittles]

4. if you're not married in 2057, I will marry your sorry ass

I will be 100 so we would be age-compatible

[onager]

5. Don't bother. Marriage is over-rated.

n/t

[Wetzelbill]

6. If I'm still boozing it up at 104 I'd be pretty happy

I wouldn't mind getting married though myself. 2060... I would be 85. Yeah there is no way I'm making it that long.

[Jamastiene]

7. I wish I could get married or even find a girlfriend to stick around more

than a couple months.

That's it!

That's all I can stand and I can't stands no more!

If I get rich, I'm buying a girlfriend!

[qwertyMike]

8. Don't !!!

Look at me. Do I look happy?

[malta blue]

9. Marriage is over-rated.

I won't ever do it again. Hopefully I won't spend my days alone, but I don't need it.

[crispini]

10. me too.

:(

[Orsino]

11. It's probably easier that way.

Some clergy are sticklers.

[old mark]

12. Two things:

Marriage can also be bad, and bad ones are very bad indeed, as much as good ones can be very good. You might get what you wish for and hate it.

And.I predict your death will be alcohol related in 2060 - you will be jogging to the liquor store and be struck by a bus. You will be long and happily married at that time. And rich.

mark

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. if the bigots and their bigoted religions got out of the way, i would be married. nt

[underpants]

14. Isn't this why God invented the Stein-Mart?

:shrug:

[Forkboy]

15. And I'd like to die before I get married. We cancel each other out.

:)

[no name no slogan]

16. I'd like to get married after I die

I wonder how I swing that one?

[RedCloud]

17. Easy. Don't be picky.

That should give you plenty to chose from.

[seaker]

18. Good to have a goal

[liberaltrucker]

19. Die first. You'll be a lot happier

Twice married, here. Learn from mistakes of others, my friend.

:)

[av8rdave]

20. Don't bother

Live on your own. Enjoy life. Die when you die, and don't worry about it.

[stewartcolbert08]

21. Why?

Marriage is bullshit anyway, so far in my experience, the guys who want to get married are needy and smothering and the guys you want to marry you wait 5 years to reveal that they NEVER will! So its a no win situation! Find the love of your life and live happily w/ out any of the bullshit! That is your best bet ! ;-) Just make sure you document everything you buy together so you dont get fucked in the end. LOL Not that I know anything about this...........