An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

[A HERETIC I AM]

The first one orders a beer.

The second orders half a beer.

The third, a quarter of a beer.


The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.


:spray:

[JVS]

1. Best Joke EVER!

[nickgutierrez]

2. Are you sure they walked all the way into the bar?

You know, all movement being impossible and that.

[pokerfan]

10. Not entirely

because first they would have to walk halfway in, then 3/4 of the way, then 7/8, 15/16...

[DarkTirade]

3. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

An engineer scratches his head and says, "Is that even physically possible?"

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. LOL

One of my favorite Engineer jokes;

The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.

The optimist sees the glass as half full.

The engineer sees the glass as too large for the application.

[dolo amber]

5. The optimist says the glass is half full

The pessimist says the glass is half empty.

The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. An engineer walks into a bar

One designer draws him walking out.



Another designer draws him walking in backwards.



A third designer draws his butt too big for a barstool.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. The engineering writer has already written the consequences of this......

into the owners manual for the barstool.

[WinkyDink]

8. In Japanese.

[chrisa]

9. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

And some of them got concussions.