My dog rolled a dead drunk fish

[bluesbassman]

I told him that was low, and the fish wouldn't have any cash anyway, but he wouldn't listen. Bad dog!

[Dystopian]

1. Thank you!

:hi:
I've been in crying jag song threads....started looking for comic relief.
Well...this is really bad, but will do!
Bad bassman..bad to the bone. :o


peace~

[bluesbassman]

3. Glad to bring a little humor to you night Dystopian.

And I do mean a LITTLE humor.:)

This was a copycat from undeterred's thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8517922

[Dystopian]

15. Oh yes...

That's why it was so bad!
:rofl:
And you had to go surfing for a fish...I'm dying here...
Thank you for being inane...:P

:)

peace~

[mcctatas]

2. I'm confused...

was the fish "dead drunk" or was it dead AND drunk and is the second option even possible? Inquiring minds want to know :hi:

[bluesbassman]

5. No, he was just dead drunk, thought he'd drink the aquarium dry.

Shhhh! This was really a copycat.:evilgrin:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8517922

[mcctatas]

7. Doh!!!

never mind *in my best Emily Litella voice*

:)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. rofl

he get any jewlery? No cash, but they always have gold or silver..

[bluesbassman]

6. No gold, silver or drugs,

but he had the scales.:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. sweet

being a kid in the Times Square area during the 70's and 80's..a favorite pasttime was to take a polaroid out to the strip clubs and whorehouses and wait for the Wall Street guys to stagger out with a stripper on each arm. Snap the flash on the Polaroid and tell them...20 bucks and we lose the picture...We were Trumps in the making!

[bluesbassman]

10. You were rollin' the big fish!

I love it!:thumbsup:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. now that i think about it

we should went with 50 bucks..

[mcctatas]

11. Awwwww...

my very own little grifter! *swoon*


;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

13. I was quite stunning in an irish hat

even at that age!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. My dog rolled in cat pee

I'm really getting tired of it. Bathing him is a back-breaking task.

But he likes stinky things.

[bluesbassman]

14. I have no idea why that is.

I have to put my dog in a straight jacket after a bath, or the first thing she'll do is go find something stinky to roll in.:rofl:































Just kidding about the straight jacket. I don't even own one. :)

[mcctatas]

16. You can borrow one of mine...

what?! I got it at a yard sale!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Maybe they collect odors....

the way we collect shells or rocks.