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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:34 AM
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Poll question: OK, Tijuana back-alley knife fight... who wins?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:39 AM
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1. Did you know
that there could be up to 25 pounds of sludge, waste weight in your colon? Well, have no fear! Super colon blaster is here!
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:40 AM
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2. What's really fun..
Is coming across that infomercial when you're trying to eat lunch. :puke:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 12:25 PM
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3. Bottle Rocket Colon Cleaner.
When you have a lot of shit to move, move it with the Rocket.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 12:27 PM
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4. The smiling "male enhancement" guy would win.
And I'd love to sell tickets and watch it over and over.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 12:30 PM
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5. Dammit, now I have the song from the ad stuck in my head.
And I'm liable to burst out in giggles for no apparent reason.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 12:32 PM
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6. That colon guy. He's packing all sorts of nasty shit in his ass.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 01:16 PM
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7. Billy Mays. This is so elementary.
Billy has the impressive Gator Grip, which he could use to wield the knife at much greater range. Then he can Shamwow Vince's femoral artery wound until all the blood is removed from poor Vince.
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