taterguy, please stop sending me these fucking hearts and telling me you "adore" me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Jesus Christ. :scared:

[taterguy]

1. What's the point of "Secret Admirer" if Skinner blabs about who sent the heart?

I want my money back

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I'm sure Skinner is a nice enough fellow, but I think he can't keep a secret.

[taterguy]

3. Apparently you can't either asshole

Give back my hearts

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Ooops, you're right...

:blush:

[greenbriar]

5. heck I will take some

I only have four little hearts

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Now you have 5...

:D

[greenbriar]

11. well thank you

you are awesome

[Midlodemocrat]

7. That son of a bitch. He's telling me the same thing.

I hate that guy.

[taterguy]

8. It's not my fault you're beautiful

:eyes:

[Lil Missy]

48. He said he turned lesbian for me. Boy am I pissed.

[Arugula Latte]

9. Taterguy won't be IGNORED, Lefty.

Hide your bunny!

[taterguy]

10. Actually I'm pretty sure lots of people have me on their Ignore list

Mostly those evil internal combustion engine fanatics

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. best.bromance.ever.

wait.what?

LeftyFingerTaterPopGuy.

Yep.

[taterguy]

13. Jealousy is such an ugly thing

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. ain't it though

bro.
I know
You know

[taterguy]

15. I don't know shit

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. me either --

Do You know Shinola?

[taterguy]

17. Who the fuck is Shinola?

With all these name change it's difficult to keep track

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. ~

:rofl:

Shinola don't give a shit.

[graywarrior]

19. Wait wait wait....whaaaaaaa?!

I thought I was the only one in his life.

[taterguy]

20. Fucking Skinnner

I am so sorry you had to find out this way

Please forgive me

[graywarrior]

22. I went to bed early and cried myself to sleep

This is something I will NEVER recover from.....EVER!
:hurts:

[taterguy]

23. Good thing you had MrGray there to comfort you

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. I've cried over that son of a bitch also.

:mad:

[taterguy]

25. At least you don't have to put up with his shit 24 hours a day

Count your blessings that you aren't me

[graywarrior]

26. He's cruel.

It hurts so good. He should be on the Bachelor show. Bastid.

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. I've written to Skinner about his evil ways...

Skinner told me to STFU.

[graywarrior]

28. Skinner is the one who taught him everything he knows

The two of them rides bicycles....TOGETHER alone. I can bear it no longer......we're doomed.

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. Not only that, but....

They ride a tandem bicycle and taterguy sits in the back so he can leer at Skinner's ass while smoking Luckys and swilling down warm Budweiser.

[graywarrior]

30. Thing that gets me is that we know all about his leeringness and yet, we allow him

to hurt us while Skinner cheers him on.

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. I was at his house once...

taterguy has a collection of bicycle seats mounted on the wall in his garage, all in a row, at eye level.

He said to me "Hey, come look at these".

Then he walked passed the seats and SNIFFED each one of them.

Some of them had names written on them..."Skinner, Elad, LeftyFingerPop, etc."

He's a sick fuck.

Stay away from him.

[graywarrior]

32. That is just as I imagined as I fondle myself while holding a Sears catalog

[taterguy]

33. Please stop talking about me behind my back on a public message board

Thank you

Ponderous
Fucking ponderous

[LeftyFingerPop]

34. Why? Everyone on the entire fucking east coast knows about those seats.

[taterguy]

35. You told the whole fucking East Coast?

You are no longer welcome in my home.

[graywarrior]

37. I won't tell anyone

[taterguy]

38. You got half a dozen Evil DUer hearts

I'm not sure you can be trusted

[graywarrior]

39. That makes me your type

[taterguy]

40. So why are you sending all those fucking hearts to LFP?

Is it because he drives a nicer car than I do?

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[graywarrior]

41. I didn't

Stop crying.

[taterguy]

42. You just wanted an excuse to kick this slanderous thread didn't you?

[graywarrior]

43. Moi?

:evilgrin:

[taterguy]

44. Well you're the only standing here aren't you?

[graywarrior]

45. *looks around*

Shit.

[stewartcolbert08]

21. LMAO

You certainly are loved!

[Dystopian]

36. god help us all....

I can't contribute to this insanity....
I can only revel in it....

This is truly fuckedupedness at it's best...and may be my cure.
:woohoo:



peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

46. I had another heart planned for taterguy, but I gave it to you instead.

He can kiss my ass.

[Dystopian]

47. I love how you heart me...

I'll take your secondhand heart any day....

:loveya:

This is hugh!!!11!!1
I've swiped Lefty from taterguy....that punky little spud!:smoke:

peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

50. It's not second hand. I was going to give it to you first anyway...

You always say the nicest things. All taterguy ever says is STFU.

[Dystopian]

51. Thank you, Dear One...

:hug:

I will never tell anyone to STFU. I've been biting my tongue so hard it's bleeding....;-)

peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

53. Well Dystopian...

I bit mine so hard yesterday, that I bit it off!

I hope that you have a wonderful day! :hug:

[Dystopian]

58. Ouch! Sorry....

Oh well, only a tongue;-)
Thankfully, you can still type....
And thank you! My wonderful day started at the MD...I'm alive!
Hope your day is sweet, too:hug:


peace~

[Skittles]

49. can't fucking leave taterguy alone for one minute

right, I'll commence with kicking some tater ass, Lefty

[taterguy]

52. More lies

My ass was not kicked last night.

You must have kicked the ass of some other Taterguy.

You owe us both an apology.

[LeftyFingerPop]

54. It was me....she thought that I was you.

I kept pleading with her..."BUT I'M NOT TATERGUY"!

My ass is so sore.

Jesussss, she is tough!

[taterguy]

55. My ass is sore too

Whoops, wrong message board

Damnit.

[LeftyFingerPop]

56. .

.

.

.

.

.

:rofl: :rofl:

[taterguy]

57. I was posting on a cycling message board

Get your mind out of the gutter