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[struggle4progress]

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Ordered some stuff. Paid a few tenners extra for expedited ("2 - 3 day") delivery. Tracking shows that after pick-up, the stuff left the first tracking point last Tuesday. Nothing yet. Projected delivery? Some Monday, the rest Tuesday

[XemaSab]

1. My "Birds of Peru" was ordered on the 11th

It has gone from Phoenix to Albuquerque to Nashville to Rockport to Oakland.

When will it come to Redding?

According to the UPS tracking site it will be here on the 13th. x(

[struggle4progress]

2. That's pretty bad. I wonder if they waited to go through customs at the New Mexico border

[arcadian]

8. Are you going to Peru?

Sounds like a cool book.

[XemaSab]

9. No, I'm not going to Peru

:(

[struggle4progress]

10. Just gonna peruse Peru's birds, eh?

[XemaSab]

11. Damn straight

:D

[ZombieHorde]

3. Have you tried killing someone, and then eating a small portion of their flesh? nt

[struggle4progress]

4. Not that I can recall. And I am sort of particular about my food

[ZombieHorde]

5. Certainly there is someone in your area you would love to put your mouth on.

You could always kill a few people, and then compare them based on smell and overall hygiene.

[struggle4progress]

6. I suppose that could distract me from a minor problem like slow delivery,

and it has other advantages, too: I could become famous! and the state might be willing to cover my room and board! On the other hand, I am somewhat concerned by the possibility that a reputation for biting chunks from people, dead or alive, could further limit my already unexciting social life

[ZombieHorde]

7. Just buy some black nail polish and hang out at your local goth vampire club.