Hello. My name is Professor Douchebag.

[Writer]

And no one's response to this thread is worth my precious time.

[Droopy]

1. That seems like it would be defeating the purpose of DU

I mean I can see if you need to take a bathroom break or wash up after sitting in front of your computer for the last 48 hours, but, hey, c'mon. You gotta throw us a bone every once in a while.

[azmouse]

2. Fascinating.

[SOteric]

3. I had him for English Lit.

x(

[Bake]

4. You couldn't have. I had him for Constitutional Law

Unless there are two of them.

Bake

[SOteric]

9. I think he clones himself

and sends his clones all over North America doing Academic Douchebag tours.

[SoxFan]

5. Shouldn't you be in GD?

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. You jsut had to post this thread!

:P


;)


:hi:

[Captain Hilts]

7. I just wish people would use a word other than 'douchebag'. nt

[azmouse]

8. Douchenozzle?

[Wapsie B]

10. What area of expertise must one have to be a professor of Douchebaggary?

[jobycom]

11. You killed my thread. Prepare to die!