Seriously. Is there a more perfect food than the Triscuit?

[Midlodemocrat]

I don't think so.

[madinmaryland]

1. My wife got me the garlic and herb ones last weekend!

Mmmmm!

[azmouse]

2. Popcorn

:popcorn:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Popcorn is good. However, it is relatively hard to

put cream cheese and pepper jelly on popcorn.

Hence, the Triscuit. God's perfect food.

[azmouse]

6. If you haven't tried how do you know?

:P

[Lost in CT]

4. Cape Cod Potato Chip. nt

[Midlodemocrat]

7. True dat. But the bag is too small.

Doesn't hold enough.

[Lost in CT]

10. Go to Costco... nice big bags... cheap too. nt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yes

The Olive Oil and Cracked Black Pepper Triscuit.

[TK421]

8. I can devour a box in one sitting

I'm partial to the Rosemary and olive oil triscuits....yum! :hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

9. There is no more perfect manufactured food.

In the natural realm, I'd vote for avocado as the perfect food.

[underpants]

11. Sociables

yum!

[bif]

12. Try putting cheddar cheese on them and microwaving them.

Best late night snack ever.

[arcadian]

13. white cheddar cheez-its

[begin_within]

25. Those are yummy

but so many calories I have to avoid them.

[MajorChode]

14. I can't agree

Now if we're talking about a Triscuit with edamame dip smeared on it, then you might have something as you would have carbs, a complete protein, and salt. That and beer is all you truly need to survive.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/edamame-dip-recipe/index.html

[3.14158675309]

15. A nice wedge of swiss cheese

on a Triscuit. :9

[BeachBaby]

16. Yummy!

:thumbsup:

[3.14158675309]

17. Are you a cheesehead?

Or just sistahs with one? :P

[BeachBaby]

18. Swiss, Monterey Jack, Xtra sharp white cheddar, provolone....

I guess I am. :blush:

[3.14158675309]

19. No mozzarella?

Actually, the term "cheesehead" is a colloquial term Minnesotans use to describe their dairy-farming neighbors to the east. :hi:

[BeachBaby]

20. Pretty much any cheese is good with me.

The list in my post was my short list. :P

On the coast, "cheeseheads" are people from Wisconsin.....more specifically, the Packers fans. :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Oh, man. Me, too. We had chicken parmigiana last night

but it was really more like cheese parmigiana.

:rofl:

It was udderly delicious. < ------- Intentional.

[BeachBaby]

22. ROFL!!!

Then you would LOVE my lasagna. It's arguably award-winning. Or so I've been told. :hi:

[TZ]

48. Hey next time I'm up there I want to try some

I LOVE lasagna..Although you have tough competition in my mom's lasagna..:9

[3.14158675309]

24. Midlo: is there anything you can't do?

(adding "punning" to the list)

This is a whole new side of you; you truly are a cut above the rest!

[Midlodemocrat]

34. LOL. Yup. Plenty.

[3.14158675309]

23. Do you like to frequent cheese shops when you are peckish and esurient?

SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

[BeachBaby]

26. Good lord.

Is there ANYTHING that MP hasn't covered? :rofl:

[3.14158675309]

28. A question for Oedi, I'm sure!

But absolutely brilliant, wouldn't you agree?

[nickgutierrez]

27. Sun Chips.

Mmmmmmmmm, Sun Chips.

[Bake]

29. Reese's Cups.

Triscuits are good, no doubt, but they're even better if you squirt some Cheez Whiz on 'em.

Reese's Cups cannot be improved upon.

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

40. LOL. I bought two boxes last night at the grocery store and BabyM

was absolutely devastated that I didn't buy squirt cheez. Honestly, I thought we already had some. :rofl:

[Bake]

45. I bought TWO cans yesterday!

It's good, too!

Bake

[sniffa]

30. Yes.

Indigo Triscuits

[BeachBaby]

31. Interesting.

Do they actually TASTE like indigo? Or do they call them that to fool us into buying them?

[sniffa]

42. They're not as sweet as Crystal Triscuits

Rainbow Triscuits are fruity and tart like skittles.

[Shakespeare]

33. I'm so, SO sad...

...that the thread was locked before I signed back on for the morning.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Are they absolutely heaven like perfection?

And, blue?


:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

32. I find that people fall into two camps: the Triscuit camp or the Wheat Thins camp.

And now I know which side you fall on. Uh-huh, that's right.

[sasquatch]

36. Pork cracklins

[Midlodemocrat]

38. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[sasquatch]

43. I'm sorry I offended your delicate taste, Hitler

:P

[Bake]

46. Is that the same as pork rinds?

I'm actually getting to where I can eat pork rinds.

Bake

[sasquatch]

50. They're there harder and tastier cousin

:9

[jobycom]

37. French fries and grits come to mind. Not together, mind you. nt

[Midlodemocrat]

39. My family loves grits. Me? Not so much.

I am very texture oriented when it comes to my food. One reason I don't eat oysters. Blech. Or okra. Double blech.

[jobycom]

41. Grits has the perfect texture for me. Not mushy, not too gritty.

Goes with everything.

[Beer Snob-50]

44. my wife bought me some fire roasted tomato & olive oil

triscuts for the hummus i keep here at work. unbelievable stuff!!! i love it,

[Midlodemocrat]

47. Triscuits and hummus. OMG.

Delish.

[Beer Snob-50]

52. and i am especially fond of this combo!

my co-workers however, feel that it is an especially vile form of food. in many of their minds, wendy's is considered high class dining.

[AirmensMom]

49. Yes, there is.

It's called a baby coconut. Looks like the top of a missile, all pointed and such. But what's inside is the nectar of the gods. Pure and simple. :9

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Can you put squirt cheez on a baby coconut?

:rofl:

[AirmensMom]

54. You win!

:rofl:

No, you can't do that. But you can stick a straw into it and sip it by the pool. :9

[fizzgig]

53. when you're right, you're right

and you're damn right on this one. i can sit down with a box and some cheese or hummus and it's gone before i know it. :9

[a kennedy]

55. how bout those tomato & basil wheat thins????

yummmmmmmm, those are wonderful.

[SOteric]

56. The Low Fat Triscuit.

All the fun and none of the guilt. Nummers!