The static electricity makes me want to shove my head in a vat of oil

[graywarrior]

No matter what I do, what I put on my hair it looks like shit!

[rug]

1. I know what you mean.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Get some of that really light gel...

Several brands...the stuff is so thin that it is almost like water. Dime sized blob in your hand, rub hands together, apply to hair, then style. Make sure it is the really light stuff.

[rug]

3. Hey, when did you go metrosexual?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I'm not sure what that term means. Does it have something to do with public transportation?

[rug]

6. It's the reason I never ride between subway cars.

[graywarrior]

8. Hey, it's not like I'm waxing my pubes!

[graywarrior]

4. I tried several.

My hair is a being onto itself. It HATES me!

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Try Lanza Volume Zero Weight Gel.

I use it...really does the trick.

Can't tell your hair is gelled...it is very light and stops the static shit.

[graywarrior]

10. You should see how many tubes of gel I have.

But I'll try Lanza if you say so.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. If you use a hairdresser, just walk in and see if he/she will let you try a little...

before purchasing.

[graywarrior]

12. My hairdresser travels

He's like one of the Traveler's who come to your house and offer you an estimate and then charges you more. Ha ha.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Ha! I have a hairdresser, even though my hair is buzzed.

She does a good job on my eyebrows.

I get them waxed.

Then she buzzes my hair with a number 2 I think? Nice and short. Then she puts that light gel on it.

[graywarrior]

16. I'm getting sick of having hair

I may shave it all off, too.

[redqueen]

13. Biosilk?

It's not a miracle worker, but it seems to help me. Kinda heavy though.

[graywarrior]

15. The heavy stuff makes me look like one of Sha na na

[amitten]

9. Just use lotion.

A nice light body lotion, rubbed between the hands, and then lightly through the hair.

[graywarrior]

18. Oouu, I'll try Noxema!

[graywarrior]

19. Fuck! You know what? That works!!!

You are AWESOME!!!

[amitten]

20. Thank you. I have something of an obsession with beauty

products, and I'm constantly experimenting.

I might not be well. But I usually look good.

[graywarrior]

21. Ha ha !

Well, I'll send good vibes your way for telling me about this little trick. You rock!

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. Ever try the Pantene nourishing moisture that is in a jar?

LOVE it!

I get it at Target, costs about $4 and lasts for several weeks.





http://www.drugstore.com/qxp189494_333181_sespider/pantene_pro_v/nourishing_moisture_replenishing_mask.htm

[old mark]

22. GW. I shaved off all my hair only to discover

my head looks like shit.

mark