Should I divorce Mr. Midlo over this? -- serious advice only.

[Midlodemocrat]

The fucker ate all the Triscuits.

[flvegan]

1. Have Brenda truck down to the Piggly Wiggly and pick some more up.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Oh, like we have a Piggly Wiggly here.

:eyes:

We're civilized. Unlike you heathens in Tampa.

[Tektonik]

3. You do live in the South

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Just barely.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

6. Mondays aren't Brenda's day to come clean up after the Midlets.

Try to keep up.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Exactly. She comes on Fridays.

Boy, he's dull. :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

9. It's okay, he's doing pretty well at getting by on his looks.

[LostinVA]

8. Central VA has no Piggly Wigglys -- they have good stores

Like Harris Teeter and Whole Foods.

[LaraMN]

4. If it was the olive oil and pepper kind, hell yeah!

x( x( x(

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. I"""m tttryng tooo rressponnnd.

BButtt theere'''''s bllllood alllll ovvvver thisss keeyyyboarddd.

[Debi]

14. But did it dull the knife?

I hope you washed it by hand and not in the F*&%$#@ dishwasher!

[sarge43]

11. Divorce is too good for a fucker who bogarts Triscuits.

Starch his skivvies. Full strength liquid starch.

[tigereye]

12. if that were grounds, I would have been divorced ages ago!

that or blue sesame chips. Those NEVEr last. :grr:

[yvr girl]

13. Divorce is too good for him

It's a hanging offense.

[Debi]

15. Move up to Chicken in a Biscuit

and leave the Triscuit bandit in your dust!

[Bake]

16. Heck no!

Just go get two more boxes at the store, give one to him, and keep one for yourself.

Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

Bake

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. MIdlo should have posted this in the Skittles Will Kick Your Ass forum

that is all :hide:

[MineralMan]

18. That's it for him, I think. If he ate all the sharp cheddar along

with the Triscuits, execution is in order, along with an immediate divorce.

That is all.

[AlCzervik]

19. was he constipated? Those things are like pipe cleaners.