Who knew? All I needed was to be French, and a billionaire, and *I* could have married Salma Hayek

[Richardo]

Oh yeah, and single :eyes:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/16/salma-hayek-marries-franc_n_167169.html

[Midlodemocrat]

1. What would your wife say?

:hide:

[Richardo]

2. I forgot about the "single" part

Temporarily.

[supernova]

3. ForrestGump is probably crestfallen

:-(

:hi: Forrest!

[MrScorpio]

4. Show me a beautiful woman...

And I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking her.


This goes both ways, btw.

[Richardo]

5. Well, I've heard it put more artfully than that.

:-|

[Heidi]

14. You don't say!

:rofl:

[Richardo]

15. ;-)

:hi:

[Heidi]

16. It's good to encounter someone who understands, "Well, you don't say."

The first time I said that to CMW, he goes, "Yes, I do say. What????"

Who's on first, Richardo? :rofl: :spray:

[Richardo]

21. "Oh, but I *do* say"

I've actually said that before myself. :D

[Heidi]

13. I guess that says something about attention spans, doesn't it?

That goes both ways, btw. :P

[MrScorpio]

26. I'm just saying that looks aren't everything

It's the inside that counts the most.

I was burned a lot when I was young on going for looks alone.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. i may not be beautiful but no MAN is tired of fucking me. i assure you.

:P

[tigereye]

6. I think you might have incurred a head injury, though...

[Bake]

7. Dude, you could have smothered under those babies!

I'm tellin' ya, they're going to DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

Bake

[peacefreak]

8. No no no no

they're going to FEED the world.

[Richardo]

9. I gotta tell you I'm not seeing a downside here...

:shrug:

[Bake]

12. I guess if your time is up, there **are** worse ways to go ...

:hi:

Bake

[petronius]

10. Well, I'm not French, not a billionaire, and not single

Does that mean I only get one night with her? :shrug:

[keroro gunsou]

11. i'm none of the above too

and i'd settle for a lunch date with her.

[AlCzervik]

17. yeah but you have way better eyebrows, so you have that going for you.

seriously, all that cash and he can't do something about them?

[Richardo]

19. Maybe it's his tribute to "Frida"

:shrug:

He's kinda listing to starboard also - what up with that?











:hi:

[AlCzervik]

20. some type of French millionaire glamour shot i suppose.

:D :loveya:

[Richardo]

22. Either that, or Batman villian

:shrug:



:D :pals:

[LynneSin]

18. It would help if you would knock her up too

He is the father of her child

[no name no slogan]

24. I opened this thread hoping for hot Salma Hayek pics.

To say the least, I am very disappointed. :(

[Richardo]

25. Mea maxima culpa

[old mark]

27. Next time, maybe.....nt