Have you ever driven bottomless?

[elshiva]

Who can tell most of the time if the driver is actually wearing pants or not? Did you ever drive in just your underwear and a shirt?
I haven't.

[mcctatas]

1. OMG! True story....

about 8 years ago I was a waitress at a supper club. My uniform was a white oxford, a funky tie and a short black skirt and black nylons. I used to wait until I got to work to tuck in my shirt, put on my apron etc so one day I just threw on my coat over my uni. and drove to work, it was not until I got out of my car and noticed that, even though it was January in WI, my ass was super cold...

and then I realized, I had left my skirt at home! :dunce:

[bluesbassman]

3. Supper Club....

Riiiight! :rofl:

[mcctatas]

4. ahem!

:spank:

[elshiva]

5. Hahaa!

:rofl: Sexy, sexy mcctatas. :hug: :loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. Your kidding me..

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

11. Oh would that I were!

not one of my more brainy moments :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. I missed it..

we might have to recreate that... :evilgrin:

[Symarip]

10. Sweet Raptor Jesus in Evolution Heaven

When you lay your talon on my soul after I leave my dead body, and send me back to earth in your magic animation/time machine, can I be incarnated as a fly in mcctatas car circa January 2001?

Thanks

[Deja Q]

2. Only when I go out trolling for traffic cops

:yoiks:

[elshiva]

6. Does it work?

[Deja Q]

20. Trolling for cops? Nope. I haven't sped in years.

And there's no rumor about me being faster than a speeding bullet either...

[elshiva]

22. You are more powerful than a locomotive, though.

[Jamastiene]

7. No, but you just gave me an excellent idea next time I go on the freeway.

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

16. Woo hoo! I wish I could see this...

:) :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

38. That would make an EXCELLENT song title:

Driving nekked for Elshiva


Wish I as still in a band right about now. You'd be immortalized in song.
:evilgrin:

[Urban Prairie]

9. No, but both have uh...been slid down a bit.

If you know what I mean...

[harmonicon]

13. yes

the circumstances were..... well, I hadn't set out to do that, but that's how it wound up.

[Lost in CT]

14. Only if I have picked up a hitchhiker. nt

[underpants]

15. It is called "Porky Pigging"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porky%20pigging

[elshiva]

19. Thanks! I did not know that.

[underpants]

23. There was an NFL assistant coach who got arrested for this

can't find a link on it now. I think he went to a Taco Bell drive-in

[elshiva]

25. Was he drunk? Porky pigging and drive-ins don't mix.

[Urban Prairie]

27. Joe Cullen, Lions DL coach

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=56807

[bluesbassman]

30. And they wonder why they can't win a game.

:rofl:

[underpants]

33. Thanks couldn't remember his name n/t

[hedgehog]

17. Well, I used to, but then my husband got some sheet metal and fixed

the hole in the floor.

[NNadir]

18. No, but my wife once drove about 200 miles in Kansas topless.

We were just goofing around. We were young.

I swear that no one, and I mean absolutely no one, saw it. That was some pretty sparsely inhabited country, Western Kansas.

It was pretty sexy actually, a very fun day, pure play, the kind of day that you don't realize will some day become precious in your memory.

Sigh...

[elshiva]

21. NNadir that is a sweet story.

:hug: I'd love to drive topless. :) Thanks for sharing.

[bluesbassman]

24. Does buck naked count?

:)

[elshiva]

26. Yes it does. Were you nekkid driving?

[bluesbassman]

28. Well...

:blush: When I was much younger, I was in the company of a certain young lady who was, how can I put this, 'in the mood'. We were driving around in my dad's '67 Catalina, so we decided to pull up this country road and see where nature would take us. As it happened, this road was a dead end, and there should not have been anybody coming up it. Well as fate would have it a car did come up that road, and as we were enjoying some of the fruit of the vine in addition to the horizontal mambo, we thought it might be the Five-O so we took off quick fast and in a hurry. Didn't get fully dressed until we pulled into Jack In The Box for a burger.

So, yes I have driven bottomless. :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

31. WOW! That's exciting. Thanks for sharing.

:) ;) :yourock:

[DarkTirade]

29. Not all the way.

And nobody could see that I was unzipped anyway. Somebody else's head was in the way. :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

32. Who's head was in the way?

:evilgrin: Be careful. Remember what happened in "The World According to Garp?" :(

[DarkTirade]

34. I've never seen that movie or read the book.

:shrug:

[old mark]

40. Only part of me, and that part was kept from view by a young

lady I was "friendly" with at that time. We were driving on a pretty empty hiway at about 3AM.

mark

[DarkTirade]

42. Thank providence for straight roads.

:)

[old mark]

43. And light traffic.....

and sweet young ladies, too.

mark

[DarkTirade]

44. I don't know if 'sweet' would have been the right word to describe her...

:P

[hfojvt]

35. yep, I did it once

on a bicycle.

Pretty sure people could tell I was not wearing pants, but a) I was wearing underwear, b) it was pouring rain, and c) it was 2 a.m. I also took off my shoes, socks, and shirt and put them in a trash bag in my backpack.

[madinmaryland]

36. Yes.

Long story, but an interesting drive from I-80 down to Balmer.

[Crabby Appleton]

37. see pic

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. yes. nt

[dysfunctional press]

41. only when i'm masturbating.

so, yes. quite a bit.

[Orsino]

45. Well, my sub-woofer is cutting in and out.

Does that count?

[eyepaddle]

46. I have not. Of course since I never had a garage to park in I would've been "showing off"

from the second I left the apartment!