I've just about had it with LostinVA

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

So, she and Shakespeare like TOTALLY have this girl crush on each other, even though Shakespeare is supposedly straight. That's what they all say right before they leave their husbands for the woman they met at some Unitarian wimmin's space project.

You guys know I've had a long day, you've seen the knife threads, and LostinVA totally doesn't care. She's all like, "hey, I'd really think it'd be fun to chat with Shakespeare on the phone" while I'm stuck microwaving a frozen quiche and opening up my own damn bottle of wine. Why do I have a wife, if I'm going to have to open up my own bottle of wine? That's the woman's job.

Should I be worried about this?

[Xipe Totec]

1. You need to work things out

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. That's not how we roll in this house

We do it UFC-style.

[Xipe Totec]

3. Note to self: Don't ever piss them off...

either one... :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. It's a pretty dangerous combo

I'm almost all Irish, and she's Irish/Sicilian.

[Xipe Totec]

28. Oh...

[Starry Messenger]

4. Are you using the knife to open the wine?

At least sort of wave it around the bottle...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Are you kidding me? I've got like a $50 rabbit for that

And I use a special cutter for the foil.

[XemaSab]

11. I didn't think rabbits were for opening wine

:hide:

[Shakespeare]

5. But I have a girl crush on you, too!!

And I would use my awesome Houdini wine opener to open your bottle of wine.

You're SOL for dinner, though--very meaty lasagna here.

[LostinVA]

6. She has one of those wine openers, too

I do NOT put it in the dishwasher.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Is a Houdini like a rabbit?

I guess it'd be frozen TJ's quiche for me at your house, too.

[Shakespeare]

9. Yep, it's like that. And I LOVE their frozen quiche.

Which kind are you having?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Their Mexicaine one

[Shakespeare]

14. That's my favorite one.

I LOVE the green chiles in it. And the crust is really good, too.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I actually don't eat the crust, usually

It's Mick's treat. He has a metabolism like me. Plus, his normal food is like 95% red meat or something, so I figure a crust once in awhile can't hurt him.

[Marrah_G]

39. I have a rabbit

I don't think you can open wine with it though........

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. Yeah, I have a couple of those rabbits, too

My "fun" drawer is even bigger than my drawer of wine & booze contraptions.

[XemaSab]

10. You're the trophy wife

Now that LostinVA's made the big bucks, maybe you're being traded in for a younger and cuter model? :shrug::cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Big bucks?

I wish. We'd have a kitchen floor, then.

[XemaSab]

24. Kitchen floors are overrated

n/t

[LostinVA]

59. Shakespeare and I are the same age

Dammit.

:cry:

[zingaro]

12. Open the wine with her cool knife

and see what she has to say :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Are you kidding me?

I have a special foil cutter for doing that.

[zingaro]

27. Proper tools and all that. I get it.

All dishwasher safe.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. It doesn't have to be washed, so no worries there

[LanternWaste]

15. And this is why...

And this is why you guys are about my favorite couple in the world.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is LW signing off for the night with visions of knives, Unitarians and frozen quiches all vying for preeminence in my imagination... that's what happens after a bottle of cheap Australian wine.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Unitarian churches can be dangerous

My "adopted" mom once accidentally went on a lesbian date because of the Unitarian church's "wimmin's space project."

[Shakespeare]

36. That totally sounds like something my mom would do.

:rofl:

"Oh. Really? Are you sure?"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. Yeah, my "adopted" mom organized the wimmin's space project at the church

She was recently divorced, and well, totally seems gay, so she inadvertently ended up going on a date with a woman.

LostinVA on hearing this story: "Yeah, I could definitely see that happening."

[RetroLounge]

16. You know, I must be making progress...

I find this funny.

:rofl:

:hi:

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Progress is good, my favorite homosexual male divorcee

:rofl:

Congrats on getting your poem published, btw. I think I forgot to post that earlier.

[RetroLounge]

53. Thanks!

:D

RL

[elshiva]

17. Does LostinVA like Shakespeare or does she like like Shakespeare?

I like totally want to know like now, okay? Like fer SURE! ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. LostinVA wants little Shakespeare babies

Just kidding, she hates kids.

[flvegan]

18. So now I come to you, with open arms. Nothing to hide, believe what I say.

So here I am with open arms
Hoping you'll see what your love means to me,
Open arms

I am so suave.

[Shakespeare]

19. I'm not sure whether I'm more afraid of Lost or of LM.

Even if Lost is my online BFF.

I fear for you. :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. LM has a shark tattoo

You know how dangerous those tattooed freaks are.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Jesus, you bought a lot of hearts for yourself

:hide:

[flvegan]

33. You don't like folks moving in on your man, do you. I know.

[Marrah_G]

40. Oh SNAP!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. He knows I love him

In a PLATONIC way, flvegan.

[Skip Intro]

34. Woah. nt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. You're telling me

[Marrah_G]

38. You drank the whole bottle before you posted didn't you?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. Actually, I posted that during the first glass

[Yavin4]

41. This Exact Storyline Was On "L-Word" Last Night

Unfortunately, they just started it. I'll let you know how it turns out.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. Neither of us have watched it since Dana died

[Yavin4]

50. Yeah, It's Been Downhill Since Then

I've been hoping that they flush the cast and start anew. Anyway, there's a couple that has developed a crush on a third.

[Hello_Kitty]

42. You know how those trophy wives are. Always looking to trade up.

Good thing you didn't invest with Madoff, huh? ;)

Oh wait, you're the trophy wife. Never mind. :blush: :hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. This is what would have happened if we invested with Madoff

"That bastard took our $300. I'm gonna sic Jimmy on him."

[CreekDog]

45. you shouldn't have called her a choad

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. She called ME the choad

Get it straight.

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Ignore him. He thinks you're a guy Me, too for that matter.

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. WTF?

How could anyone think either of us are guys?

[CreekDog]

61. No no no, I don't think Haruka was a guy

I thought LostinVA was but I've seen the error of my ways. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Oh, FFS. Like this isn't an open invitation to flvegan.

:eyes:

Could you be more subtle, please?

Sweet Jesus.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

55. Please see post #18

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

56. Well, we'll just step up the phone calls and, when I call, you can

giggle and then glance at her really quick, and then leave the room. That'll get her.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. I already do that when you call

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

58. She already does that when you call

She SAYS she goes out to smoke a cigarette. Like I believe that story.

:cry:

[Blue_Tires]

60. maybe LostinVA is tired of your A-Rod apologetics...

just a thought

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

62. She thinks A-Rod is a cricket player