I want to be to useless trivia what Carl Sagan was to science.

[JVS]

Where can I make a 13 part mini-series about random useless crap?

[nickgutierrez]

1. Isn't that what Billy Mays does?

:shrug:

[Deep13]

2. ouch!

I found it fascinating when I was a kid and a little bit scarey. I'm a skeptic today partly because I already had the reality lesson from Sagan in my head when I became really religious in high school.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Well, you're already useless, so you've got a good start.

:thumbsup:

[chemenger]

4. You will never be to useless trivia what Carl Sagan was to astronomy

until you can say the word "billion" and make sound like you mean "1,000,000,000"

[JVS]

5. Oh, I'll take it to the next fucking level and say billyun like I mean 1,000,000,000,000 like the...

Europeans do when they say it.

[bif]

6. I already the title of

The world's greatest repository of useless information. Self appointed.

[Javaman]

7. I hold the title of "the fountain of useless information", which was bestowed upon me

by my former roomate. He knows all. Like real stuff. not useless crap...like me.