I've decided to apply to be a contestant on The Bachelor.

[Midlodemocrat]

That whole 'finding your soul mate thing' doesn't really matter, but I want to go on some of those trips.

:thumbsup:

Last night? New Zealand. It was awesome. Mr. Midlo is totally on board...the Midlets, not so much.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I should apply

Since it was decided yesterday that I'm the man.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. No, no, no. I want to be one of the 26 chicks who dates the guy.

I figure I could probably hang in there long enough to get at least one cool date out of ABC.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I don't know how the damned show works

It's one of the few reality shows LiV doesn't watch.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I was flipping around last night and saw that they were going to be

in New Zealand. That place is breathtaking.

I should have posted this in GD, you know, to raise up the level of discourse over there. It can't be all Russian novels all the time. :rofl:

[vard28]

6. I wish we lived closer to each other

you would be SO much fun to hang out with. I need another partner-in-crime and you are such a good trouble maker.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I am a total trouble maker.

Just ask my family. :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. You can always repost it in GD

Personally, I think Russian novels are overrated. I don't read anything by drunks.

[vard28]

2. Just tell them

you'll bring back cool souveniers, it'll be fun. :rofl:

[LynneSin]

9. Well you're dumping MrMidlo because he won't dye his hair like the Cullen Father

so it's time you move forward with your swallow existance

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Don't you mean Shallow?

:rofl:

And, it's true. I am dumping him for that. Carlisle Cullen is HAWT!!!!!