JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!!!????

[datasuspect]

GODDAMN IT!

[Justpat]

1. Try all lower case with no punctuation

That might help.

[datasuspect]

26. i think my engine just threw a rod!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Sorry to hear that your butt is leaking

Truly.

[datasuspect]

27. i can overcome this and live with my illness, but sometimes it's just too hard

[lost-in-nj]

3. ok

:hug:

hope things get better.....


:hi:


lost

[datasuspect]

28. thank you

xoxoxoxo

[MajorChode]

4. Someone will. I have no doubt.

[datasuspect]

stinging. incisive.

i can tell YOU aren't a dullard.

[lightningandsnow]

5. Sure.

:hi:

[datasuspect]

30. thank you

xoxoxoxoxoxo

[Bake]

6. I can work you in about 4:25.

That's the best I can do.

Bake

[datasuspect]

31. for how long?

[Shell Beau]

7. And why?

[datasuspect]

33. because i lost my job as County Deputy Associate Bikini Inspector

[MajorChode]

34. I would think the market for consultants would be more lucrative

You must pay for your own health care though.

[PeaceNikki]

8. No. Use your fucking bootstraps and pull yourself up, GODDAMN IT!

[Beer Snob-50]

12. are you a closet republican?

sounds that way to me.

[PeaceNikki]

15. You're basing that on a single post of mine....

... one that was a FUCKING JOKE?

Surely you jest.

[Beer Snob-50]

22. i don't jest

and stop calling me surely....

[PeaceNikki]

24. Hrm

[jobycom]

9. I do. I hate when my caps lock key gets stuck. nt

[Strong Atheist]

10. .

:hug:

[Bake]

11. You're just encouraging him.

Bake

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. are you drunk again dear?

:P

[MrCoffee]

14. Pity. Compassion. Story about how the same thing happened to me, but not really. Best regards.

[KamaAina]

16. I'm sorry.

And please, my name is Jesus H. Christ. Wherever did you get that other name? :shrug:

[graywarrior]

17. I've always felt sorry for you.

lol

[Midlodemocrat]

18. What happened?

[tigereye]

19. sure...

[crimsonblue]

20. No. n/t

[Deep13]

21. Sorry, if I don't know what is wrong...

...the best I can do is wish you well and pretend to be sorry for you.

[lightningandsnow]

23. Why not.

[City of Mills]

25. Look, I'm sorry...

I hope it all works out...

[mcctatas]

29. Oh sweetie...

:hug: I am so sorry that your Caps Lock key is stuck!

[malta blue]

32. ok

:(

[sarge43]

35. And what's in it for us if we do? n/t

[CreekDog]

36. Jesus can

as a matter of fact. :hide: :evilgrin: