Turns out I'm going to a cocktail/wine tasting at the Swiss Ambassador's residence

[charlie and algernon]

Going in two weeks with a singles group I'm a part of. What intelligent questions should I ask the Ambassador?

[lost-in-nj]

1. :clear throat:

Pardon me
do you use Grey Poupon???

:rofl:

no really ask him what his favorite chocolate is......

might surprise you!!!!


:hi:

lost

[charlie and algernon]

2. not a bad idea, haha

I imagine there will be chocolate there. Perhaps I can ask him which is his favorite as a starter question.

[Sequoia]

3. Where are Heidi's and Peter's granchildren?

[JVS]

4. Get drunk and start giving him a lot of shit about where he keeps the nazi gold.

When you eventually get ejected from the Embassy, declare yourself a fighter for international justice

[charlie and algernon]

10. I should declare war and see if I can get the Swiss to break their 200000 year neutrality

[JVS]

11. Don't declare war, just provoke and taunt until they do.

[charlie and algernon]

12. even better

[kwassa]

5. Ask him why he didn't invite me back.

We were at a summer backyard party there a few years ago.

Fondue is the big Swiss thing. Ask him what is his favorite type.

Talk about the bears in Bern, the capitol.

Ask them why they are named after the typeface Helvetica (Confoederatio Helvetica)

:rofl:

[charlie and algernon]

8. Haha, apparently fondue is the big thing, we're going to have it too

So are there wild bears roaming Bern, or is there some kind of circus thing?

[kwassa]

13. There is a bear pit

[madinmaryland]

6. Don't forget to ask for some Swiss Cheese!!!

[charlie and algernon]

9. of course! There's going to wine, I would hope they had cheese too

:9

[Redstone]

7. "Can't you do something to stop those annoying Ricola commercials?"

Redstone

[AlCzervik]

14. Just try and stay neutral.

oh what, see what i did there?

i'll be here all week, tip your servers and skip the veal. Heyo!