My tremendously huge dick has gotten me in trouble again

[no name no slogan]

just kidding. I wanted to see if anybody would read this. :P

[Danger Mouse]

1. In before the tombstone.

I smell pizza, freeper!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Oh, I just assumed you meant your brother-in-law

[Strong Atheist]

3. IBTL? nt.

[AlCzervik]

4. Stop talking about my Dad!

yes his name his Dick, small of stature, HUGE of ego.

It's not just a name, it's an adjective!:D

[KitchenWitch]

5. *AHEM*

[Deja Q]

6. I did. Feel better?

:evilgrin:

Incidentally:

IBTL!! IBTL!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

7. Whew!

For a moment I feared Cheney had re-emerged from his sarcophagus! Where's a wooden stake and a wreath of garlic when you need it?

[DarkTirade]

8. Well it wouldn't be a problem if you'd use lube!

Jeez, some people never learn.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. You stole my line!!

:spank:

[UndertheOcean]

10. IBTL , if there ever was one

[mcctatas]

11. That's what you get for hanging out with a fat guy named Richard!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. I expected better and pervier from you baby

:spank:

[mcctatas]

13. Make up your mind!

Am I supposed to be June Cleaver or Jenna Jameson!!! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

15. June in the kitchen and the rest of the house

but in our bedroom....all Jenna :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

16. OK...

but if I get the two confused, it could make for interesting Thanksgiving dinners! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

not for me it wont...

I eat at the table....turkey I mean....turkey. :evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

18. The two of you, get a room for chissakes.

was i number 50, do i get the steak knives?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. Oooohhhhhhh

so close....#48.

[AlCzervik]

22. yeah but has anyone put in any effort like i did----no!

gimme the steak knives.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. ok ok..

but then we gotta start at one again..

[Xipe Totec]

14. Pride of sin is worse than the sin of pride. n/t

[supernova]

17. This thread is worthless without pics!

How else will we know?

:shrug:

[3.14158675309]

19. Mazel tov!

[TZ]

30. Now why

Did I know that you would post in a thread with "dick" in the title....:P
naughty Pi Guy: :spank:

[Dr. Strange]

31. Honestly...

we can't take him anywhere.

[TZ]

32. okay Dr. Evil DUer er Dr. Naughty...

I'm not at all surprised to see you here either..:rofl:

[TK421]

20. If I had a nickle for every time I had that happen l.....

:hi: hey!

[Skittles]

23. going on about your big dick again, no name?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[AwakeAtLast]

25. Hugh G. Rection, is that you?

:hide:








:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

26. But you do have a HUGE DICK.

:evilgrin:

[suninvited]

27. HUH?

what were we talking about?

[kentauros]

28. I think this short is appropriate in this case:

Robot Chicken remix

:P

[leftyclimber]

29. You have a tremendously large detective?

How did s/he get you in trouble?

:hide:

[crimsonblue]

33. I'm glad you're finally admitting your miniscule penis size.

[TroglodyteScholar]

34. Locking

Please don't deceive your fellow DUers with regard to the size of your genitals.

[Wetzelbill]

35. Locking

:)

[jobycom]

36. Thought it was another Cheney thread. nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

37. Enormous genitals = many amends.

Very sad.

[no name no slogan]

38. Sorry, just got back. I had to move my enormous dick from in front of the fireplug

Did I miss anything?