Black Sabbath - the band that tried to be KORN, but failed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

This guy's reviews are hilarious!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A383HZH9F6P348/ref=cm_pdp_rev_all?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview

"Enya's Black/Death metal that puts Cannibal Corpse Immortal and Morbid Angel to shame."

The review of Paranoid is the fifth one down.

Especially hilarious are the idiots making comments on his reviews.

:rofl:

"The band that tried to be Korn, but failed" - :rofl:

[rcrush]

1. They better not be making fun of Enya.

Enya is great when you are high.

[no name no slogan]

2. So you're "Chad Kroeger's #1 Fan", right?

Nickelback RULES! :headbang:

[Writer]

3. Given that Black Sabbath predates Korn by at least a decade or two...

I say, "SAY WHA'?"

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[DarkTirade]

8. Yeah, and that Tolkien guy? TOTALLY ripped off D&D.

Pfft... dwarves, elves and halflings. Not original one bit. Just generic Fantasy.

[Sebastian Doyle]

10. He ripped off Led Zeppelin too, goddamn it.

Robert Plant was writing about Mordor, Gollum, and the goddamn Misty Mountains 25 years before those fucking Lord of the Rings movies!!!11!!!

[Writer]

11. History begins and ends from my solipsistic perspective.

And I'm too tired to do any research.

So THERE!

[DarkTirade]

15. Is it solipsistic in here...

or is it just me?

[XemaSab]

4. Licensed to Ill:

Wack. :D

[MrCoffee]

5. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. "Rick Astley has a great voice and his music is timeless. Unlike...

...Van Halen, Slayer, Napalm Death, Sepultura, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Guns N Roses, and early Metallica."

:rofl:

The Amazon community appears to love him as well:

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:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. It's amazing how many people are out there with no concept of sarcasm

and who have no ability to understand when something is intended to be humourous.

[Forkboy]

7. And while everyone is on that page they should pick up Death's Leprosy CD.

Hell, it's worth ten bucks just for the song Open Casket.

And those comments are friggin' hilarious. :rofl:

[MrSlayer]

17. Excellent album.

Born Dead, Pull the Plug and Left to Die are also killer tracks.

[Bake]

9. Wait a minute ... the Nickelback reference ...

suggests that PeterU (what's he calling himself these days, again? Gil Garcetti?) might be lurking as a record reviewer!

Bake

[styersc]

12. And Abe Lincoln was an Obama wannabe.

Please.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Your comment is as funny as the comments some people are making on his reviews.

You should read his reviews first, then formulate a response.

[bluesbassman]

16. For some reason, when I read that guy's stuff I keep hearing

Gilbert Gottfried's voice.:rofl: