A joke for the Lounge...I liked this one!

[TK421]

BLACK TESTICLES

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

[Strong Atheist]

1. .

:thumbsup:

[City of Mills]

2. .

Gratuitous post-count bump! :thumbsup:

[UndertheOcean]

3. ha ha ! , lol

[rurallib]

4. laughed and farted at the same time. It's a winner!

[TK421]

5. wow................you made my night!

I am amazed at you.......as I can honestly say that I've never laughed and farted at the same time.....just when I thought life couldn't throw more challenges of super-human strength and endurance at me, the bitch kicks me in my nuts.....

I don't want you to go all Pat Morita in Karate Kid on me or anything like that, but just how do you manage to do that? And..(snicker, snicker) what does it sound like?

[rurallib]

9. starts with a bowl of chili .........

[Aristus]

6. Oh BOY! I just can't wait to tell that to a classroom of students studying medicine tomorrow!

That's great! They'll all :spray:

Thanks, TK421!




...now get back to your post! B-)

[TK421]

7. Use it well, my friend!

[Pierre.Suave]

8. LOL

thats great!