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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 08:49 PM
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Poll question: What should I wash down my time-release muscle relaxers with tonight?
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 08:51 PM
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1. Liquid shoe polish strained through a piece of loaf bread
that is if you're a classicist or something
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 08:55 PM
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4. Sorry. I live in post-bush Amurka.
I have no bread.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 09:02 PM
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7. True; I complained because I has no shoes or polish until I met a man...
who had no cock.
Now, that's fucked up.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 09:08 PM
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8. cock? or Crocs?
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 09:11 PM
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9. Hmmm...have no cock or wear Crocs out in public...?
Dude, don't make me have to decide which is the bigger horror!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 09:12 PM
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10. I have the sensational marketing concept for the new millenium!
Cock Crocs!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 08:52 PM
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2. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT CAN FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DO THAT????
STOP IMMEDIATELY. DON'T USE THE DRAIN CLEANER ESPECIALLY!!!

Oh wait...you're joking...sorry :blush:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 08:55 PM
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3. How about the antifreeze?
:shrug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 08:57 PM
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5. I wouldn't. It's hard on the kidneys.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 09:01 PM
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6. but it looks so minty!
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