I'm freezing! Could I put my feet in your armpits?

[Lil Missy]

God I hate Winter. x(

[Lavender Brown]

1. You have to get a heated mattress pad!

I swear, best invention ever. :7

[Lil Missy]

3. But ... but ... I'm not in bed! I'm dressed for this, but my feet are always cold!

BRB. I'm going to put another pair of socks and some footies on.

[Lavender Brown]

4. I'm wearing leg warmers.

So I can be cozy and retro at the same time. B-)

[Danger Mouse]

17. That's awesome.

:D

[Lavender Brown]

20. I know!

:D Hey, I'm giving out lame Upstate Gifts on Facebook, would you care for some rock salt or coffee from Dunkin'? Tickets to the County Fair? :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

21. I'd love a gift from you.

Do you ever go to the Dutchess County Fair?

[Lavender Brown]

25. I went once in college.

I remember being nauseated by the smell of so many farm animals, but it was cool. :)

[Danger Mouse]

30. We likes us some farm animals in these here parts, hur hur.

[Lavender Brown]

34. I'm sure there was more to it than that, but I don't have a good memory

College is getting to be a long time ago for me. x(

[Danger Mouse]

37. You should go again sometime...

we could hang out. :P

[Aristus]

2. This thread is useless without pics of your feet...

:P

[Lil Missy]

5. I did the toenail surgery last night. You don't want to see it.

Trust me on this. :-)

(Besides, Skittles already threatened to kick my ass last night. :scared: )

[Aristus]

9. Well, if you've got cute little footie socks on, then I guess it's okay.

My pits are at your service... B-) :+ :P

[Lil Missy]

15. Prevert!

That's what I've always liked about you. ;-)

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Mandatory "defrosting dinner" joke.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

7. Oh quit whining...

you. ;-)

[Lil Missy]

10. But, I am a sissy. And I have no problem with that.

:P

:hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. That would require me to take my shirt off

You sooooo dont wanna see that right now.

[Lil Missy]

28. A shower and non hairy would be best.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. non hairy yes

shower later..rofl

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Do I have to wash them first?

The armpits, I mean...:D

[Lil Missy]

13. Yes! How would I know if taterguy has been there??

I practice safe .... uhm ... feet warming. :D

[sniffa]

11. I have no objection

[Lil Missy]

18. Would my cold feet be safe from your cats?

:scared:

[sniffa]

22. Yes, but not from me

[Lil Missy]

26. ......

:spank:


:hi:

[Bucky]

12. You'd have to buy me dinner first

And even then I might just say no. Why buy the cow when someone is willing to give away the armpits for free.

I don't think I quite understand that metaphor actually.

[Lil Missy]

Hell with that! I'm not hungry.

And with no guarantee?

I think that metaphor is backwards. :)

[Danger Mouse]

16. This is what socks are for.

:P

[Lil Missy]

23. I always wear socks! I'm anal about it!

I can't stand walking around with bare feet. Just feels yucky.

There's only one "situation" in which I don't wear socks. ;-)

[Danger Mouse]

29. What 'situation' is that? Can you tell me more about it?

:P

[Lil Missy]

35. Use your imagination. Prevert!

:P

I thought you understood the sacrifice I made for you.

I'm so disillusioned now. :cry:

[Danger Mouse]

38. Hush. You know I love you.

:hug:
Don't ruin it by getting all emotional. ;)

[sniffa]

33. Ok, so we'd never get along then

Thank you for the warning.

[Lil Missy]

41. Sorry it didn't work out. I try to be honest about such things.

I did just trim my toenails. Would that help?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. ...

:scared:

[Lil Missy]

24. ......

:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[Rhythm]

27. I do that for Lyric sometimes...

Her feet will get so cold they hurt, so i'll stick them under my arms until they thaw.

Gives me a little bit of a chill... but i get over it. *L*

[Lil Missy]

36. Now, that is true love.

:hug:

[Rhythm]

39. Yeah... you could say that

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

42. Did I say that?

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. I used to stick my freezing cold feet on MrG's calves...

he hated it but it was awesome. :(

Hey, come for a visit it's warm down here. :)

[Lil Missy]

40. If I ever go there, you'd be on the top of my list. Series.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Another heart for you.