Shit, I think I left my bag of weed at the nursing home today...

LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:07 AM
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Shit, I think I left my bag of weed at the nursing home today...

when I went to visit my mom.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:08 AM
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1. damn. What good are ya?

;)

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:10 AM
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3. Well, I got her a bong for Christmas, so she will be ok...

They don't dare fuck with a 90 year old woman who is smoking weed.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:12 AM
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6. hell, there is no need to fuck with a 90 yr old woman who is smoking

Edited on Thu Feb-19-09 12:12 AM by Tuesday Afternoon

weed. As long as she does not bogart she will be fine :D

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darkstar

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:13 AM
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8. hey TA....

Maybe you could post an appropriate song for LFP in this sitcheeeayshun....

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:29 AM
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15. hmmmm...

A singular situation, is it not? There should be a perfect song for this occasion. A predicament, indeed.

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darkstar

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:09 AM
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2. Bummer man...

Anyone you can call? Night nurse? Cheech? Carl Sagan?

:hug:

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:11 AM
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5. I tried calling the night nurse....

But they are all standing around singing Little Feat's "Willin'".

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darkstar

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:14 AM
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9. Ha...nice one...

Was thinking along same lines...see post to TA above

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davsand

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:11 AM
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4. I bet your Mom is one popular lady right now.

Just sayin...

:shrug:

Laura

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:12 AM
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7. I bet you are right...

They make friends with her because her son brings weed.

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davsand

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:17 AM
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10. If you got weed all the time can I adopt you?

Failing that, will you be my new best pal?

:shrug:

Laura

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LeftyFingerPop

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:19 AM
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11. Sure!

The thing with me is...I take one hit and I'm good for hours...so it lasts me a longggggg time.

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davsand

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:22 AM
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12. Economical. Frugal. Positive descriptions, I'd say.

AND you sounds like a dedicated son, too!

I'd say your mom is a lucky woman.

Laura

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PaddyBlueEyes

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:23 AM
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13. I had a kid leave a bag of weed

in his backpack when he came in the station to use the bathroom. He came back for it. :rofl:

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Jamastiene

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:25 AM
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14. There's gonna be a lot o' gigglin' going on in the nursin' home tonight.

Edited on Thu Feb-19-09 12:25 AM by Jamastiene

I'll bet that's going to be a sight. Hey, at least nobody can get preggers, eh? :P

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PaddyBlueEyes

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:32 AM
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16. Duuuuuuuuuude Jama

psssst Vito...gimme one of your "blue" pills...

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Jamastiene

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Thu Feb-19-09 12:57 AM
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17. I love the blue pills.

There should be a designer blue pill named after me. I certainly love them enough. :hippie:

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HopeHoops

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Thu Feb-19-09 08:12 AM
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18. You didn't leave it there - she LIFTED it as you kissed her good-bye!!!

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