Fill in the blank: "I'm the only person in the world who has ever___________."

[MrScorpio]

Had my real name

[mcctatas]

1. +1

no seriously, I am the victim of hippie parents, they made my name up!

[SoxFan]

5. Remember the cross-dresser in "To Wong Foo"?

Noxeema?

[skygazer]

2. Thought my jokes were funny

Mostly they just get blank stares. Which I find funny as hell. :rofl:

[Gonzo Gardener]

3. I might be the only person in the world who has ever...

jumped out of the gondola of a hot-air balloon and into a lake. :shrug:


:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Driven a locomotive as a child!

:woohoo:

[MajorChode]

7. I always wanted to get an engineering degree so I could wear one of those hats

[Twillig]

19. You would have to compete with the h1b's coming to take that job you won't do.

Engineers in training:

[MajorChode]

6. Masturbated to Julia Child pics

I'm not sure about that one though.

Damn was she ever hot.

[HopeHoops]

9. Holy fucking shit!

[MajorChode]

11. I see I'm not the only one

[HopeHoops]

12. So that was specific enough?

[MajorChode]

16. It was the same reaction I had

[Taverner]

8. Has the same genetic makeup, gene per gene, amino acid per amino acid

As me....

[HopeHoops]

10. Danced naked with a salad shooter

[kimmerspixelated]

13. Regretted getting my shocks fixed,

because the old clunker I was driving, would no longer provide me with a fun bouncy ride!

[kimmerspixelated]

14. ...appreciated Mr.Scorpio for asking a FUN question!!!

[kedrys]

15. Picked my nose

C'mon, that wasn't obvious to anyone else? :P

[KamaAina]

17. Left a Dead show alone

I'm sure others have arrived at a Dead show alone, but sheesh. That's what intermission was supposed to be for!

[qwertyMike]

18. said Fuck Woodstock

Its too wet to go!

Really

[taterguy]

20. Hiked from the South Rim of the Grand Canyon to the river and back in one day

While smoking two packs of cigarettes and wearing a Washington Park Neighborhood Association baseball cap

There might be one or two others but I'm pretty confident there aren't.

[MajorChode]

21. I did that twice

You're such a poseur.

[taterguy]

23. While wearing a Washington Park Neighborhood Association cap?

[MajorChode]

25. Backwards

[blogslut]

22. Driven a cloud-painted car

...with twelve cop cars following me. :)

[SCantiGOP]

24. dropped a bloody glove

to make it look like OJ did it. (the statute of limitations has run out, right?)