So I got a new bottle opener at the store today. "Made in Germany" it says. So far so good.

[JVS]

Maybe Shamwow Vince wasn't bullshitting about the good stuff.

[tigereye]

1. just don't use it to open vodka bottles and you should be fine!

mmm, I can imagine all that excellent German beer it will open, though. :beer:

[JVS]

3. I usually like to open my beers using an "awesome bachelor trick" that I picked up a few years ago.

But since I was getting a case of Salvator, I figured it's time to show a little more class .

[tigereye]

6. a brick ledge?

I probably don't want to know. :scared: A friend of mine used to open em on the side of the car door, somehow.

[HopeHoops]

9. A friend of mine in high school used his teeth. He's dead now.

It was pneumonia, not the bottle caps.

[trof]

2. Iss it mate from goot Cherman still?

Or made in Alabama?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8535771
;-)

[JVS]

4. Maybe your reporter was from Pittsburgh. We do say Still Mill and Go Stillers a lot.

[trof]

5. Nah, she was definitely a local.

[sniffa]

7. That whole, "Call in the next 30 minutes" thing is a sham

I called and informed them that I had watched the commercial about 40 minutes ago but got tied up - I got the free Graty anyway.

Suckers.

[AlCzervik]

8. so he really can do this all day?