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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 06:34 PM
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I'm making a list of things not to do
1) Don't tug on Superman's cape

2) Don't spit into the wind

3) Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger

Any others?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 06:35 PM
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1. Don't try to rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
You can't.
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 07:10 PM
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6. But you can be happy ...

... if you've a mind to.

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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 06:37 PM
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2. Don't do a backflip off a diving board while tripping on acid
I've never tried it or anything. That was just one of my old coworker's piece of advice.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 06:37 PM
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3. Don't give the finger to a blind man
And don't laugh at a deaf man.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 06:41 PM
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4. You can go ahead and mess with Jim
He's a wuss.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 06:44 PM
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5. Jim Who?
Don't be so fucking obtuse
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