They arrested my mom for baking brownies.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Can you fucking believe that?

[EastTennesseeDem]

1. What was in the brownies?

I thought the nursing home finished the bag of the chronic off last night?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. No, she threw the whole bag in the batter.

What kind of woman steals her own son's weed?

[EastTennesseeDem]

5. Shit, my memory sucks

I just invented a memory that she and everyone in the nursing home burned it all up. I guess she sacrificed her popularity around there just to make some potent brownies. The lady's got her priorities straight, apparently.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. There was a problem...

Old man down the hall from her plays guitar.

She got high, stole the guitar, and stood with it in the middle of the hallway in her slippers and nightgown while she lit it on fire and smashed it while screaming "Look at me man....I'm Hendrix".

[graywarrior]

The same type of father who steals his daughters and hides it til he deems it's time

to plant it in a place that makes everyone in the house paranoid.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Oh no.

[graywarrior]

12. Oh yeah.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Sorry.

[graywarrior]

16. lol...that was years ago

I got over it. I poured all his Seagrams 7 down the drain. lol

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. You poured it down the drain?

That saddens me. :P

[graywarrior]

20. Hey, it gave him the opportunity to drink at the club !

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. And was it better for you that way?

[graywarrior]

22. Yes...things were better when he was out of the house

Unfortunately.

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. Well you see then, indirectly, my mom made things better for you.

Er...wait... :freak:

[graywarrior]

24. Yes....thank her for me.

She's a genius.

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. I will, and thank you.

A friend of my mom's is a friend of mine.

[graywarrior]

27. No wonder you have so many hearts

lol

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. Mom gave them all to me...

She gets $50 a month to live on. I said "You better buy me some fuckin' hearts ma".

[graywarrior]

29. She was stoned.

lol

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. True story...

I saw her have a drink....ONCE. About a half a glass of wine. You would have thought she chugged a bottle of grain alcohol.

[graywarrior]

31. I knew one person who was like that

But most people I knew drank like pirates.

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. We lived in the same house in my late teens...

My friends and I would come home at 3 am blasted, and go upstairs. She would wake up in the middle of the night and bake us a pizza from scratch.

[graywarrior]

33. lol!

My brother came home tripping on acid one night and my dad made him eat steak and potatoes. It was hilarious.

[LeftyFingerPop]

34. Hahaha!

[graywarrior]

35. He said the steak was moving on his plate

Try 'splaining that to your dad.

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. I can only imagine lol!!

[graywarrior]

37. I'm amazed my bro and I made it this far in life

Good thing we got help...hahahaha.

[kentauros]

3. Octo-brownies?

or Octo-baggies? :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Either way, I'm going to testify against her.

[KamaAina]

6. I knew it! You're really Michael Phelps!

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. You know how embarrassing it is to have to remind your 90 year old mom...

to change her bong water?

[Heftheplayboy]

7. What were the charges?

Jeez.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Possession with intent to sell.

[FarLeftRage]

40. ....

He's dead jim...

[Dystopian]

14. I can't believe this!

What kind of man would let his mother take the rap for him?
:spank:

peace~

correct pronoun :crazy:

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. The kind of man who constantly gets his haircut made fun of by his mother...

at the nursing home.

(Just joking you know...love her to pieces). :hug:

[Dystopian]

38. I know you love her.....

But she really makes fun of your haircut?
:spray:
Sorry....but it would be hilarious if she really did.:P



peace~

[MrScorpio]

18. Alice B. Toklas would be proud

Does she do Space Cake?

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. She does everything. That's how she lived to be 90.

[FarLeftRage]

26. Oh hell! I got kicked out of the Cub Scouts

for eating Brownies... :P

[EastTennesseeDem]

42. If ya know what I mean

;)

[FarLeftRage]

43. Exactly...

fur sure....

[EastTennesseeDem]

44. Oh yeah...

I know, you know?

[FarLeftRage]

45. Oh I know...

Yes!

[mwooldri]

39. I'm glad they did arrest her.

Leaving a load of kids in a roasting hot minivan on a summers day is definitely criminal. Especially when they're in their Brownie uniforms.

Mark.

[EastTennesseeDem]

41. Awww...

:rofl: