Per Lady Effingbroke's thread, I'm going to whip out my penis at my next job interview.

[arcadian]

I should be able to use it in lieu of a resume. And I should get the job. I'm gonna do it. I'll jump onto the desk and yell, "Behold!!!!" while pointing with both index fingers at my naked crotchal area.

[mcctatas]

1. In all seriousness...

DO IT!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[arcadian]

3. Oh, hell yeah!

I don't need no convincin'.

[XemaSab]

2. Even better:

Smack the interviewer upside the head with it. :thumbsup:

Bonus points if you can smack him upside the head from across the table. :thumbsup:

[arcadian]

4. mushroom tap?

I don't know. I just want to instill a sense of awe, I don't want to go to jail. :P

[Jamastiene]

25. What would be most impressive would be to

tap the interviewer right between the eyes. Thumpitty thump thump. zOMG, :rofl:

[MajorChode]

5. The next time I give an interview, I'm going to demand to see it

What good is putting something on a resume if you can't provide references?

[arcadian]

10. I'll be sure to wear something you can see thru.

n/t

[TZ]

6. How about some practice footage...

You know, so we can tell you if you are doing it right..:evilgrin:

[arcadian]

12. Google is your friend.

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

7. Victory shall be yours...perhaps you'd like a nice corner office?

:patriot:

[arcadian]

13. Or something close to the elevator shaft.

Get it... shaft? ehhhh... that was horrible.

[ThomCat]

8. What kind of jobs are you applying for?

:rofl:

[arcadian]

14. The Census Bureau.

Might turn into a problem door to door.

[ThomCat]

17. If you keep it hanging out door to door, beware of dogs!

You might just be presenting them with a new chew toy. x(

[HopeHoops]

9. "Qualifications? You want qualifications? How's THIS for QUALIFICATIONS!?!?!?"

[arcadian]

16. Well, without disrobing, you know that my penis is white.

Dropping trow proves that I have a penis. Thank Ba'al, Lady Effingbroke didn't say "BIG, white, penis", that's all I have to say.

[Lady Effingbroke]

11. Just do it! A white penis will get you places in this country that no other appendage can.

:D

[arcadian]

18. It unlocks doors!!!

That is if the keyhole is big enough. Believe me, like most men, I've tried.

[ThomCat]

20. generally speaking that's still true

though I don't think it's usually displayed. :P

Unfortunately, you are very correct. Racism and sexism are both very much alive, so that being both white and male is very much an advantage. :(

[PassingFair]

15. Cod Piece.

It's not just for job interviews anymore!

[arcadian]

19. You say putting fish down my trousers will work, too?

OK, I'll give it a shot. :thumbsup:

[Bake]

21. Dude. Don't you DARE touch my drums!!

:rofl:

Bake

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. "Say hello to my little friend!"

(That's what I'd say if I were to produce myself during a job interview. I'm not implying that's what you'd say.)

:hide:

[Heidi]

23. If the hiring person is a woman, maybe you should whip out your faux sensitivity instead.

Unless you have real sensitivity, in which case _that's_ what you should whip out first. Good Lord. :eyes:

[Jamastiene]

24. ...

:spray:

I triple dog dare you to really do that...and post a video of it. :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

26. You got mud on your face, big disgrace, whipping out your penis all over the place

Singin' WE WON'T WE WON'T, HIRE YOU.

[rurallib]

27. Can't wait to see the video!! Hope you get the Job

Maybe Lady Effingbroke will be your interviewer?
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: