"Clerks" fans......check in.

[BeachBaby]

Seriously - is there anything cooler than playing hockey on the roof of a convenience store? I think not.

[fizzgig]

1. i'm not even supposed to be here today

x(

[catzies]

15. Damn. Came in to say that.

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

2. Try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot.

I hate it when I get a quote wrong.

[Skittles]

3. I love that movie

:thumbsup:

My favorite part is the expression on that guy's face when the cat is taking a crap - friggin' priceless :D

[TK421]

4. Here's me at the RST video store holding up a copy of Navy Seals

Not long after the movie came out, some friends and I made a pilgrimage to where the movie was filmed...we met 812 Winarski and Jason Mewes.



:hi:

[BeachBaby]

35. Hey!

:hi:

A picture of you! It's about time! ;)

Awesome that you got to go to the actual video store! :thumbsup:

[TK421]

36. We were also let behind the counter at the QuickStop...but I'm still looking

for the picture

[MineralMan]

5. Are you open?

I'll take this jerky, and, oh yeah, a pack of cigarettes.

[malta blue]

6. love that movie

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[DarkTirade]

7. This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.

[Mojambo]

30. I say that ALL the time at work. n/t

[Initech]

8. I'm 37???????

[rug]

9. Classic.

Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

Randal Graves: 37.

[Initech]

18. It's important to have a job that makes a difference.

That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

[Rob H.]

12. Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Shocked customer: In a row?!

[msanthrope]

13. "In a row?" n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

42. Best line in the movie.

[deucemagnet]

19. Something like 36.

[BeachBaby]

51. +1.

I laugh my butt off at that one, every time. :thumbsup:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. Did he just say "making fuck?"

:rofl:

[Rob H.]

11. Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class...

Especially since I rule.

[PVnRT]

14. Would you like some sucking cock? BERZERKER

[Sky Masterson]

16. ABC..easy as 123.. Rosario Dawson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QwLA0T4Gz8\
I could watch her bounce for hours.:)

[RoyGBiv]

32. Jay?

Is that you? :)

(Longer version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD_uMlmGEZE

[Sky Masterson]

33. My gawd she is adorable.

Hot too..

[philosophie_en_rose]

17. :)

Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?

[BeachBaby]

20. "People say crazy sh** during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

[TZ]

21. hmm.

Maybe I need to see this movie...

[BeachBaby]

22. OMG!!!!

You've never seen it? :wow:

We can watch it when you're here!!!!

Please tell me you've seen "Dogma"!

[TZ]

24. Nope never seen Dogma either.

Sorry. :)

[BeachBaby]

25. Wow!

YOU, of all people, will LOVE "Dogma". :)

[NightWatcher]

23. that's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died

[TK421]

28. "You know....I could never reach"

"Reach what...your dick"?

"Yeah, like you said...we all get curious about it at some time"

"I never tried it......fucking pervert"

[BreweryYardRat]

26. "You knocked the casket over!"

Heh. Great movie.

[BeachBaby]

27. Bwhahahahaha.

Fantastic scene. :thumbsup:

[TK421]

29. "Her fuckin body fell out"!!

[flvegan]

31. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.

[Yavin4]

34. Don't Forget The Deep Philosophical Discussion of Star Wars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6lzEhoXads

Brilliant! And, it foreshadowed using contractors in Iraq!

[elshiva]

37. I love that movie.

I loved the sequel, too. :)

[Blue_Tires]

38. i can name a few movies that were MUCH better...

"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-****ing Volume 8" "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips",


oh, and uh "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".

i never did see the sequel, though

[stewartcolbert08]

40. lmao

you forgot Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!

[stewartcolbert08]

39. No time for love dr. jones!

I love randall!

[susanna]

41. Checking in.

I love the original Clerks the best, but some of Clerks II still gets me, especially LOTR vs. SW. Man, you can't do much better LOL.

ETA: typo

[CreekDog]

43. I have not seen it

:rofl:

believe it or not! :wtf:

but i like stupid! :crazy:

[TZ]

45. .

"but I like stupid"....well thats obvious from your posts...:hide:

[CreekDog]

46. i like you too

:think: :rofl:

[TZ]

47. PFFFT...

:rofl:
PS--want two cats cheap? You'll never have to buy an alarm clock again..:banghead:

[CreekDog]

48. haha. feed them at night!

in fact i give mine more at night and less during the day.

and speak of the devil, he just appeared, after hanging out in the other room all night. :eyes:

[BeachBaby]

50. It's over 1.5 hours of hilarious one-liners.

Everytime I watch it, I pick up more of them. :P :hi:

[Richard Steele]

44. My generation's "Citizen Kane" An epic work of true genuis, breathtaking in both scope and detail.

Seriously. It really is.

[blogslut]

49. "You hate people!"

"But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"

Great flick. Big Kevin Smith fans in my house. The kid has posters of Jay's plans to take down the game show stage with Silent Bob tacked on her ceiling. She's in college now and I stole her bedroom. Fly, fat man! Fly!

[Initech]

52. I feel good today Silent Bob...

"we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'ma fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at, I'll kick your fuckin' ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag. Hey, what's up baby? What's up, sluts? "