What if Moby Dick was a white penis instead of a White Whale?

[many a good man]

How would that change the meaning of the greatest American novel?

[kaiden]

1. Instead of a harpoon, it'd be a lance.

I'm drunk. I now not what I say.

[kaiden]

2. I'm drunk. I can type "I KNOW not what I say." Damn.

I'm going to bed.

[many a good man]

3. I new what you were trying to say

Pleasant dreams, Ishmael.

[kaiden]

4. Call me.

[Deja Q]

5. You're coming into this a bit late, aren't you?

:evilgrin:

[many a good man]

6. Phrase of the day expires at midnight, doesn't it?

Just trying to take it to a higher, more literary and intellectual level.

[kaiden]

7. I haven't gone to bed yet.

[HopeHoops]

8. Well, the title would certainly gain an entirely new meaning!