Umm... I think my teenage daughter's friend may need some professional help.

[FlyingSquirrel]

[rcrush]

1. You never tortured your toys when you were a kid?

I remember tieing Hawkeye to a stake and setting him on fire. I lit the end of a paper clip until it glowed red and then burned holes into Hulk Hogans face. I thought everyone did this?

[Jamastiene]

3. If there is ever a civil war or any other kind of underground resistance movement,

I hope they make us partners. We'd make a kickass team. Barbie didn't last long. They had to buy me metal Tonka trucks after Barbie was found with both legs broke, her hair cut into a mohawk and dyed blue, and a hole burned where I knew damn well she should have had a hole. I never could get the other parts right, but Barbie had a hole by the time I was through with her. So did Luke Skywalker's wee wee. I never understood why Baby Alive had a shitter hole, but none of the cool dolls had holes. Holes dammit. They must all have holes. I was a disturbed child.

[rcrush]

6. I got a BB Gun when I was 10

I blew the head off the hulk and exploded other toys.

[Jamastiene]

7. I used to lay the caps strips out

and run my remote control car over them. That was lots of fun.

Also, after my cousin poked a hole in my Stretch Armstrong, I decided to bury him up to his neck near an anthill. That was fun too. :evilgrin:

[leeroysphitz]

10. Did they talk? was the information useful in preventing future terrist attacks? n/t

[Angleae]

2. You think that's bad?

[Jamastiene]

4. Drool

I hope they have holes. Oh, this thread is sooooo locked. It's as good as done. :evilgrin:

:popcorn:

[rcrush]

5. I did that with my toys but I had transformers

Megatron and Starscream in a 69!

[Strong Atheist]

8. No, THIS kid is disturbed:

[Deja Q]

9. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:


:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

11. my sisters had a whole collection of dismembered and damaged Barbies

so one night we were all clowning around with a couple of my friends..well my middle sister, me and my friends. Anyway we came up with a new Barbie Theme:

Funeral Home Barbie. We made caskets out of shoe boxes, trashed a box of kleenex to make flowers, and before we were done, our mom was in on it too.

One of those things that still makes me laugh.

[DarkTirade]

12. Zis is ze only way to thwart ze teddy bear revolution.

[Roon]

13. I used to strip my Evil Kenieval doll..