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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-09 05:27 PM
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I am taking a water pill, and my left ass cheek has shrunk to the size of a baseball...
while my right ass cheek has increased in size.

THE WATER HAS SHIFTED TO THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE!!!!!!
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-09 06:29 PM
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1. This thread is useless without pictures.
B-)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-09 06:30 PM
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2. Well for goodness sake
DON'T SIT ON ANYTHING SHARP!! Or you will be yelling your ass off....:P
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-09 06:32 PM
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3. Thank you SO much for sharing that information.
Redstone
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-09 06:38 PM
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4. Stand up.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-09 07:26 PM
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5. Redistribute the H2O
:hi:
Just shake it!
Here, hope this helps:o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kICIgq-0URg&feature=related

peace~
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-21-09 07:28 PM
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6. Do the right cheek sneak.
You ass should balance out after that. :P
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