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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-09 10:17 AM
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Goddamnit.
It is colder than hell out, I'm on my roof naked, and my left arm is stuck in the chimney.

Please, no lectures....just some advice needed.

Hurry up.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-09 10:22 AM
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1. Your right arm is free....
Smile and wave to the onlookers!

:hi:

peace~
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-09 10:25 AM
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2. No good...
my right arm is busy fending off some angry sparrows. :hi:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-09 11:14 AM
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3. You idiot. You should move to a fucking village where it's warm
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-09 11:16 AM
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4. ....
:spray:
You two need to take your show on the road...

peace~
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-22-09 11:37 AM
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5. Okay, pay attention...
the green button on the side of the chimney? Press it twice: that's the chimney detractifier. After a couple of minutes, the chimney will expand and you should be able to get your arm out. Now, just inside the upper lip of the chimney is a cubby hole. Reach in and grab the blue pouch. Inside that is a full change of clothes. And finally, about two feet below the cubby hole is a handle. Grab it and push it down towards the bottom of the chimney. That should release the tractor beam. As soon as that is down, you get your ass in the Millennium Falcon and fly the fuck away from the Death Star.
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