The Dude Abides

[qwertyMike]

"Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man – and I'm talkin' about the Dude here – sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. In Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man – and the Dude was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide – Sometimes there's a man... Sometimes, there's a man. Ah, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I done introduced him enough"

[sarge43]

1. "I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regime to

keep my mind, ya know, uh, limber." The Dude Abiding

[Bunny]

2. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

[Initech]

3. Is this... uh... uh... what day is this?