I'm writing an erotic poem...

[Haole Girl]

CaliforniaPeggy inspired me to (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8536869).

Unfortunately, I can't get past the first line. :-(

[TZ]

1. Does it start like this..

There once was a man from Nantucket...:P

[Haole Girl]

2. Yeah

How did you know? :P

[Pierre.Suave]

8. Who couldn't pee in a bucket

try as he might

he couldn't get it right

so he gave up and said, fuck it...

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Haole Girl!

Good luck, sweetie!

It can be very frustrating....but ultimately, I find writing those a lot of fun...

Glad I inspired you!

:hug:

[Haole Girl]

4. hehe

Check it out. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8544906

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. And I did!

Good stuff, sweetie...:hug:

[elshiva]

7. Great poem, Haole Girl.

:hug:

[rcrush]

6. Remember to include the words SWEATY BALLS as many times as you can.

Or you poem will suck.

[no name no slogan]

9. and "slapping"

As in, "if my sweaty balls are slapping on your chin, where would my dick be?"

[rcrush]

10. I bet you could sell that on a greeting card.

For grandma.