who will put me up and provide adequate liquor for me within a 12 hour drive

[datasuspect]

in any direction of chicago?

i seriesly need a road trip.

i will bring my bag of tricks.

[mzteris]

1. define "bag of tricks" n/t

[datasuspect]

4. it's magic!

[mzteris]

5. my kid's a magician

(really, a pretty good one!) so you're gonna have to offer something better than that....

though, I could REALLY use a diversion in my life . . .

[datasuspect]

6. diversion? that's my specialty!

we'll have so much fun that you'll have to go to therapy after we're done!

[mzteris]

12. hell, I'm already in therapy

not that it seems to have done much good.

I'm serious DS, I'm only about 2-1/2, 3 hours away from Chicago . . . soooooooooooooooooooo............. tell me why I should put you up and provide non-stop spirits?

[skygazer]

2. Trix are for kids

[datasuspect]

3. not for felix the cat

the wonderful wonderful cat

[Ikonoklast]

7. You got my entire finished basement, with a 41" tv, satellite, and

a built-in bar with a refrigerator.

Got a nice double bed no one uses unless they're too drunk to drive home, couple of nice chairs and a sofa.

Six hours from the Windy.

What's your poison, stud?

[datasuspect]

9. whaddya got?

i am notoriously easy to please.

[Ikonoklast]

15. We got it all pretty much covered, liquor-wise.

Any wine we have usually gets drunk up rather quickly, so we buy a couple of bottles every week. The local grocery store has a nice wine selection, so we try something different all the time.

And my oldest makes his own brews.

The latest batch was a creamy oatmeal stout that goes down smooth, thick, and tasty and then proceeds to fuck with any rational connection to spatial awareness that you might have.

[datasuspect]

16. depth perception is my hobby

[lost-in-nj]

8. come to NJ

I have lots of

liquor


what is your preference?????


I probably have it


:hi:

lost

and the tricks????

we can discuss!!! :)

[malta blue]

10. Near Albany NY

more than welcome :party:

[arcadian]

11. If you come pick me up in Virginia.

I'll drive with you to Vegas.

[datasuspect]

14. my vehicle requires 91 octane or higher fuel

in other words, premium gas.

i've only found one gas station in the chicagoland area that has four fuel grades (individual pumps) at the pump islands.

what they call "super" it is $2.15 per gallon; premium, (93 octane) runs $2.25.

i've paid $2.45 in the city of chicago proper in the past week.

if you got some gas money, then we will ride.

i got a walgreens mp3 player that holds about 400 songs and we can listen to zz top, the andrews sisters, okko, led zeppelin, dalida, MC5, an hour of deep 14 minute james brown cuts, every david lee roth van halen album, and other assorted music ranging from deep redneck to soul to country boogie to gram parsons.

plus, we can have nightly drunken revels throughout small town america. places like buffalo, mo are the easiest place to get laid, the whole "stranger, gene pool shock" works wonders.

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. How fast ya gotta drive to get to Maine in 12 hrs?

:shrug: