Anybody want two cats, cheap?

[TZ]

You'll never have to buy an alarm clock again...x(
Seriously whats up with wanting to be petted at 4:45, 5:15, 5:40 am and THEN letting me sleep through the first 35 minutes of my alarm clock?! :banghead:

[3.14158675309]

1. FYI: there is this thing, it's like a swinging wall that is attached to the entrance of your room...

Use it!!!




:hide:

[TZ]

5. Dude. You know what happens if I do that?

Here's a example: MEOW MEOW *BANG* *BANG* Scratch Scratch Scratch. BANG BANG BANG! MEOOOOOOOW!!! MEOOWWW!!! WHAM!--oh and CREEEAK..as they can open the door if its not shut tight!
First, I will not get any sleep as they will wail all night, then they will destroy carpet as they scratch under the wall..Then they literally hurl themselves at the door. And they have on occasion opened a door that wasn't shut tight. Closed doors are a major trauma for them. :eyes:

Besides, its nice to have something warm cuddling up next to me during the night..I think you can appreciate that, no? :evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

29. One of my cats literally run into the door when I go near it.

Sometimes my wife goes to bed before me with the bedroom door closed. If the cat wants to get in, she will wait for me to approach the door. She will run at the door, and doesn't always stop in time. :nuke: My wife asks me what's going on out there.

Oh, and the bedroom door is near the bathroom, so this can happen a few time in a night.

[vard28]

6. LOL!

This response made me choke on my pink lemonade flavored water! :spray:

[BeachBaby]

14. Pi Guy has that effect on people.

DU Lounge Rule #11 - if you see ANYTHING posted by 3.14158675309 - aka Pi Guy - put any and all beverages safely away.

That is all.

This message comes to you from someone who has experienced the Pi Guy's antics for herself. ;)

[3.14158675309]

16. "antics"??????????

OMG I'm laughing hysterically!

That word isn't code for anything, is it? :shrug:

[BeachBaby]

20. Of course it is!

Get with the program, baby - I'm chock-full of "codes". *cough*

[3.14158675309]

23. Well, I'd like to decode you

Remove your enigma stigma, along with other items of clothing... :evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

24. All in good time, grasshopper.....

all in good time. :evilgrin:

[jobycom]

40. Pi Guy? I always read it "Pi-ty TuTone."nt

[vard28]

51. Thank you SO much

I will now put all beverages down and swallow before reading Pi Guy's stuff. :hi:

[LisaL]

12. You obviously know nothing about cats. They can not tolerate

a closed door to a room they want to be in. Even if they don't want to be in the room the minute the door is closed, they have to be in there. Get it?

[3.14158675309]

17. Actually, I have two of my own and know about what you speak

But tweaking TZ trumped all reason!

[LisaL]

18. I got two also. They don't bug me when I sleep, so I sleep like a baby.

One of them actually waits until I wake up to get on the bed.

[TZ]

19. PFFFT!

You didn't answer my question about how nice it is to have something warm to sleep with...:P

[3.14158675309]

21. Are you talking about warm pussies

Or warm pussies? :shrug:

[TZ]

26. .

:rofl: oh and :spank:

[3.14158675309]

32. I probably deserved that little paddling!

:P

[3.14158675309]

2. OMG Advice so profound and funny

That DU saw fit to post it twice!!! :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

3. Being petted all through the night?

Wow. What a concept. :hide:

[3.14158675309]

4. I suppose you have the t-shirt for that, too?

:hi:

[BeachBaby]

7. Yes! I got it just a few months ago!

How did you know? :P :hi:

[TZ]

8. You really need to change that sigline of yours

Its the most inaccurate sigline in the history of DU! :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

9. It's all a part of that enigma stigma I'm trying to portray.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

10. Yeah, well, the thing about cats is...

[TZ]

11. LOL

So true..One of them felt the need to impress this lesson on me last night as she attempted to STAND ON MY FACE! :crazy:

[Fire Walk With Me]

43. Excuse me.

What does a cat need with a starship?

[Lost in CT]

13. Which part of the word nocturnal on their job description confused you? nt

[TZ]

15. heh.

I'm used to be woken up once at night (usually around 1am-2am) by their antics..But last night was particularly umm..active. I think maybe its cause I went to sleep early before they got their evening crazies out...:crazy:

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. I found it helped a little to feed them when I go to bed. Doesn't stop the

"I miss mommy" visits, but it cuts down on the wailing, yowling, and sitting on your face and tickling your nostrils with their fur.

[TZ]

25. I do feed them late at night.

USUALLY it stops the early morning shenanagins, but not this morning!

[BeachBaby]

27. I know what your problem is, TZ.....

you're an ENABLER. :hide: :rofl: :hi:

[TZ]

28. I do admit I spoil my cats terribly...

They have me wrapped around their fuzzy little paws..:)

[Arugula Latte]

34. That is as it should be.

Now just lie back, shut up and submit to the Power of Teh Kittehs!

;)

[GreenPartyVoter]

30. LOL sometimes they just have to have mom's full attention. Mine woke me

about 6 times last night, until about 4am I think. Hard to say because the power was out so no clock.

[jobycom]

41. Yeah. Feed them Benadryl.

Disclaimer: I am in no way advocating actually doing that nor implying in any conclusively evidentiary way that I have ever attempted it.

[Sultana]

31. Oh, lol

they sound like fun :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:D

[tabbycat31]

33. have you ever watched the "Simon's Cat" series of videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

[TZ]

35. Yes I have!

hilarious. And the one where the cat wakes Simon up in the morning..Thats DEFINITELY my household!
:rofl:

[tabbycat31]

52. that's my household too

I got a scratch on my lip this morning from a hungry kitty.

[CreekDog]

36. I dealt with that and have a solution:

[3.14158675309]

37. So, we meet at last

[TZ]

38. I've tried that.

You know what the little buggers do? They knock it off the nightstand where I keep it and ROLL it under the bed. I'm not about to get out of bed and look around in the dark for it. Little evil genius fuzzy bastids!x(

[CreekDog]

39. You know what

they are smarter than you.

and being cats, they have ample time. :eyes:

[jobycom]

42. They have trained you better than you have trained them.

There is no shame in that. It is possibly inevitable.

[KamaAina]

44. By the time they would get through pre-quarantine...

...I might actually be in their neighborhood. Of course, if and when I get up there, and if I can find someplace other than a no-pets hellhole in which to live, I'll be looking...

[charlie and algernon]

45. nah, my one cat does a fine enought job making sure I rarely get a full night's sleep

Between her love of giving herself a bath while on my bed, her flying leaps onto the bed, and the morning purrs and licking of my forehead, I'll never be late for anything, ever.

[sasquatch]

46. It's Karma for being a Redskins fan

:P

[3.14158675309]

47. Ding! Ding! Ding!

:hide:

[TZ]

48. nice post madinmaryland!

:spank:

[3.14158675309]

50. He's counting on me in his stead.

I'll pass along your sentiments, though!

[madinmaryland]

53. BWAHAHAHA!!

:spray:

[TZ]

49. This coming from a Bungles fan....

:P