People who mock their spouses need their asses kicked

[LostinVA]

Lostinva: "OOOOOOOO! Oprah is having a post-Oscar party with Hugh Jackman, where they talk about the show last night! It's on in a few minutes!!!"

Silence from the kitchen, where Haruka is making Rice-A-Roni.

Lostinva: "Did you hear me?"

Pregnant pause.

Haruka: "That sound delightful, honey."

Too fucking bad. I'm watching it anyway.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. You could mock her for making Rice-a-Roni

:yoiks:

[LostinVA]

4. I already did

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. It's the San Francisco treat, though!

[Shakespeare]

26. Did you know they really place ads for that on San Francisco street cars?

I nearly killed myself laughing the first time I saw one on a street car there.

[LostinVA]

29. Yes -- my mom has a photo of one from a trip to SF

[lost-in-nj]

2. Was it beef Rice-A-Roni

with meat???

and onion rolls???


:hi:


:)


lost

[LostinVA]

6. I just asked her -- Fried Rice Rice-A-Roni

Gag.

She just asked me why I asked and said,"Do you want some?"

EEK.


I had pork tenderloin, swrrt atter fried, and applesauce for sinner.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. I don't eat beef

[MrCoffee]

3. Haruka is WAAAYYY too nice

Quit whining.

[LostinVA]

5. You just like her because she's a French Press Coffee snob

[LostinVA]

7. It's on!!!

[Jamastiene]

8. Poor H.

She's probably in there nervousing trying to keep from destroying your knives...gasp...by WASHING THEM.

:rofl:

:hide:

[LostinVA]

10. Don't even kid about that

:cry:

[Jamastiene]

19. Awwww,

:hug:

[Shakespeare]

9. Says the UFC-watching trophy wife.

:eyes:



:7 :hi:

[LostinVA]

12. At least I don't miss meditation because of a Ukranian hangover

[Shakespeare]

14. I did not have a hangover!

x(

Besides, I don't think we could've gotten out of our own neighborhood yesterday. The whole damn place was locked down for the Oscars. I swear, every year the radius of closed streets around the theatre gets a little bit bigger...

[LostinVA]

15. hehehehe

[rug]

11. Sarcasm is the secret to longevity in marriage.

[JVS]

13. Ummm, that's called domestic violence.

[LostinVA]

17. I THINK SHE'S OUT THERE WASHING KNIVES

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. No, I was washing the fucking pan that had a crust burnt into it from your chicken sausage

Just so I could scramble an egg.

If I left a pan like that, you'd flip then post about it here.

[LostinVA]

16. omg -- kate winslet is on teh oprah show!!!!!

[Bucky]

18. Rice-A-Roni is the secret to longevity marriage.

Also, it causes thoughts of domestic violence in those who've been exposed to O-radiation (which is emitted by TVs when Oprah is on).

[Parche]

20. harrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuka

chicken rice a roni? that is the best

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[LostinVA]

21. She's a veggie

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. You are such a fucking liar

I did not call you "honey."

[flvegan]

27. You two should wrestle this one out.

Maybe even tear each others clothes off.

[no name no slogan]

28. Skittles, paging Skittles...

Your asskicking skills are needed in this thread