Contentious new age claim!

[Fire Walk With Me]

Much hullabaloo and shenanigans!

Who's with me?

[DarkTirade]

1. Bah. Anyone who buys this crap is just wasting their precious life-energy that could be

better spent by doing the contentious new-age claim that I post about.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. This contentious new age claim features more life energy for your time and money!

Woot!

[DarkTirade]

13. My pretentious and contentious new age claim supercedes time, space and money.

My inner peace and humility prove that.

Oh... BTW.... thhhhhbp :P

[Orrex]

2. I'm down with shenanigans, but I can't condone hullabaloo.

Not without knowing more, at least.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Trust me on this one.

Huzzah! Hullabaloo! Have at thee!

[Orrex]

4. Okay, sign me up!

:shrug:

[flvegan]

5. Posted response with little more than mockery in the message.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Someone somewhere is misinterprets!

Offers sarcastic reply!

[flvegan]

9. Strawman argument invoking your mother/upbringing.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Serious sob story about loss and suffering unrelated to original new age claim.

Heartstrings are tugged!

[flvegan]

11. Links to wikipedia and questionable sites to show you how wrong you are

coupled with apology as to your loss and suffering.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Confusion regarding mixed message! Absolutist statements about new age haters!

[flvegan]

19. Response suggesting you get a thicker skin, followed by :hug: smilie

as if I did it for your own good.

[omega minimo]

33. Raucous glee at your love/hate perpetual fixation on topic you disparage

:rofl: :grouphug:

[flvegan]

40. Statement that you'll be on Ignore before the night is done.

[omega minimo]

49. Affirmation and lit candle that tonight or by the New Moon thy knickers will untwist

[flvegan]

52. Mention that I'm knickerless, hopefully invoking the perverts to post.

[omega minimo]

55. Perverts can't do word play with one hand

[Fire Walk With Me]

57. Horrified post by OP trying to break up deleterious sub-thread.

[omega minimo]

59. Well Hullabaloo are you to demarcate and delineate the Shennanigans?

:spray:

[Fire Walk With Me]

63. OP upset at inability to control own thread! Antics ensue!

[omega minimo]

66. Antics, Hilarity AND Shennanigans building to a huge meteor shower of universal laughter

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

69. OP completely zings jokers with extremely deep quote from respected source!

[omega minimo]

71. OP out of body, rebuffed mob retreats to hive to plot and discuss french fries and dog shows

:hi:

[petronius]

15. Extremely long, partially-paragraphed response with misunderstood and

improperly-used scientific terms to defend the OP...

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Big pharma shill jumps in and poo-poos your pseudoscience!

Rolling eyes emoticon unleashed! A low blow!

*(No relation to any existing DU big pharma shills is intended or implied)

[flvegan]

20. Deleted message.

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. Oh yeah? You and what kundalini?

Reply prior to deletion of post.

[flvegan]

25. Deleted message

cuz I'm on a roll.

[Fire Walk With Me]

32. You're not my type.

Astonishing reincarnation of tombstoned DUer! Gives pause to skeptics!

[flvegan]

41. Suggestion that you're nothing but a sock puppet, and that it takes one

to know one. Insert vulgarities here.

[Fire Walk With Me]

48. States that this is not an internet tradition that I am aware of.

[flvegan]

50. Replies with RickRoll.

Just because it seems appropriate.

[petronius]

31. PharmaShill totally annihilated by story of how family friend beat cancer

by practicing New Age technique from OP. Tangential mention of non-western cultural superiority due to intimate connection with natural landscape. Rhetorical question about BigPharma suppressing super-cheap 100%-perfect natural cures. Claim of victory!

[Fire Walk With Me]

35. Big pharma shill links to images of pee-pees falling off due to use of aforementioned "remedy".

[Lyric]

38. Creepy anecdotal story.

Told in sections

just like this

for maximum

melodramatic

impact.

[petronius]

46. Repetition of multiply previously posted pee-pee joke

Punchline: "Three, four days - it'll fall off on it's own!"

[Fire Walk With Me]

51. Posting of water-spewing emoticon!

[Fire Walk With Me]

53. Enraged post regarding staying on-topic!

[omega minimo]

58. Offensive use of poetic license, imagination and way too much white space

Truly

truly

truly

pretentious

beyond

all

comprehension

[petronius]

62. Soon-to-be-deleted query: "What did Ignored say?"

[Fire Walk With Me]

65. "Check your PM" reply!

[omega minimo]

68. ,

:boring:

[KitchenWitch]

6. Dude, wait...what?

[Lyric]

12. Anecdotal evidence as to why your claim is stupid, but MINE is superbly logical.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Link to website that fed me my belief.

My anecdotal website's beliefs can beat up your anecdotal web site's beliefs with its aura tied behind its back.

[Lyric]

22. Insinuations about your lack of mental width; snide comparison of you to a frightened feline.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Loses cool! Sits shaking fist at computer monitor!

[Lyric]

28. Invocation of Godwin's Law IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

[Fire Walk With Me]

56. Post containing genuine spiritual, moral, and social value.

[Lyric]

60. Post flinging shit like a choleric monkey.

[Fire Walk With Me]

67. Giver of genuinely good spiritual advice sighs, OMs, and levitates to a new age forum.

[RagAss]

17. Are there gonna be cheeseburgers?

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Deleted Vegan Subthread

[flvegan]

23. Blah blah PETA blah blah

[Lyric]

34. Threadjacking rant about PETA. Stealthily crafted callout of certain vegan DU'ers.

[flvegan]

43. Mention of how good bacon tastes. Likely a "mmm...bacon" type of thing.

[Lyric]

45. Required drive-by posting that mentions eating tasty animals.

Fist-bump Emoticon

[flvegan]

54. Supplemental backup post for you with links to the Center for Consumer Freedom.

[GreenPartyVoter]

27. pointless one word response which adds nothing to the discussion.

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. Lounge icon posts "high five" emoticon in response!

[omega minimo]

61. Post With Every Word Capitalized To Indicate Self Importance And Hypocrisy

:freak:

[Lyric]

29. Popcorn emoticon

[GreenPartyVoter]

36. Toast emoticon in reply

[omega minimo]

37. It's a contention convention. A contentious consensus. A content-free consternation.

:spray:

[petronius]

64. Snarky reference to Post #58, proving Post #62 was a fraud

[omega minimo]

70. Fearful hatefulness in response to incomprehensible post make monkey brain hurt

[Fire Walk With Me]

39. Respected Lounge icon admits to having tenderness for said new age claim!

Uncomfortably divides Loungers!

[Lyric]

44. Cautious response meant to simultaneously avoid stepping on said Lounger's feelings

while still disagreeing about the original point.

[omega minimo]

47. Comical self parody further encouraging Loungers breakthroughs and enlightenment

:toast:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

42. Hula hoops in Sheboygan?

[conscious evolution]

Alerting

Post of frivolous nature not allowed according to FR rules.

[conscious evolution]

72. Alerting

Post of frivolous nature not allowed according to FR rules.

[LaurenG]

73. You are mistaken

adding that those who believe in contentious hullabaloo or shenanigans are sucking kool aid through an invisible mystical straw!
:nuke:

*peace*

[MorningGlow]

74. Inevitable locking

Followed by one or several "polls" to get the natives riled up all over again.

[PVnRT]

75. Careful, well-thought refutation with links to reputable sources

Reminder that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[TZ]

76. accusation of being narrow minded materialist!

:P

[PVnRT]

77. Sighs, wonders aloud why he bothers even trying

Possible FAIL picture.

[omega minimo]

78. Mere suggestion that the extraordinary is quite ordinary and no threat to anyone

[Orsino]

79. Reply hazy. Try again. n/t