Since LynneSin is being nice today, I'll take up the job of being insulting

[TZ]

Post here and I will insult you in creative ways! :P

[HopeHoops]

1. "I faaahht in your general dirrec-shun!"

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[TZ]

4. If you have to resort to fart jokes

Then obviously you like a sophisticated sense of humor! :P

[HopeHoops]

5. "Come back and I will taunt you a second tie-ahm"

[TZ]

8. Pshaw.

Its like arguing with the Black Knight. You just don't know when to quit...

[HopeHoops]

13. "I'll bite your ankles!"

[TZ]

23. No no no!

My legs are barely long enough to reach the ground! I will however have to punch you in the knee...

[DS1]

2. Your insults are less interesting than intravenous rice pudding

[TZ]

6. coming from a douchebag

Who no doubt likes to eat with "vermin at buffets" thats not saying much...:rofl:

[DS1]

15. I don't buffet with you

Getting in line behind you is the sensory equivalent of watching a "How it's made" episode about de-boning chicken wings in fast forward, only with a much greater chance of being stabbed in the skull by an errant bone. I'd be safer eating my plate. Forensics experts would have a field day matching dental records to the bite marks you leave on the beef and broccoli pan.

[TZ]

22. .

:rofl:
Okay,,,,you win you are the master insulter or perhaps even the master BAITER...:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

3. ...

:popcorn:

[TZ]

7. Hey.

Stop eating all the buttery nonsense. Its going to go straight to your waistline! :P

[lizziegrace]

10. It already has!

:P

:)

[TZ]

9. To all you wanna be douchebags..

I have work to do so I won't have time to belittle y'all for a couple of hours. But I'll be sure to come back later and see what lame ass attempts you have made...

[CreekDog]

21. where are the rest of our insults???

how much are we paying you anyway? :wtf: :hide:

[TZ]

24. Hey Creekchicken

I was in the lab doing stuff unlike that lame ass PI guy who apparantly has nothing better to do that to post replies to himself in order to get post 1111 in Graywarriors thread.
Oh and your taste in music SUCKS ASS...
PS, buy any used underwear lately? :rofl:

[CreekDog]

26. only one of those insults is new

and i'm not sure any of them are creative!

we're sending your insults to the lab for review. we're not sure if they are in fact more creative than the control group.

[TZ]

29. Okay water canine

How about I use you as a test control subject for one of my experiments...Oh wait, I'm not doing any RAT studies at the moment...

[CreekDog]

40. calling me a rat is new

:eyes:

i guess that counts as creative. :eyes: :spank: :rofl:

[TZ]

41. aww poor widdle rat is cwanky and needs a piece of cheese!

:P

[madinmaryland]

46. The Big Pharma shill is going to denounce your lab!

[TZ]

47. You think Barry Bonds is an American Hero!

:P

[madinmaryland]

72. I haven't posted that in a while!

Hmmm!!

[CreekDog]

52. The lab is definitely accredited

Woo Diagnostics uses only the best crystals to divine their results. :D

[TZ]

57. you you you INDIGO you!

Indigo rat. Hmmm I think I just made a discovery! :rofl:

[CreekDog]

59. i don't even know what the INDIGO hubbub was about

i would totally fail DU Lounge midterms. :dunce:

[KamaAina]

11. I dare you! I double dog dare you!

I triple dog dare you!!

[TZ]

25. You don't even live on the mainland

You are waaay behind the times. Sucks to be you when at 5pm our time you are just eating lunch.

[KamaAina]

42. You may yet live to eat those words

at one of those fine suburban restaurants out your way. The group that I was working with about this time last year is seeking someone who does pretty much what I do. One of their people scored a job with the Administration!

Oh, and in a couple of weeks, I won't be eating lunch until 6pm your time. That's because you barbarians have this pagan custom known as "daylight saving time", and we don't. :P

[TZ]

44. I love daylight savings time.

More light at the end of the workday. More time to play!
Well good luck with getting a possible job here...

[KamaAina]

48. That's because you're nearly halfway to the North Pole

:scared:

[TZ]

49. I am NOT.

I'm south of the Mason-Dixon line and that my friend makes me, technically a Southerner...

[KamaAina]

53. But you're above 39 degrees north latitude

and 45 degrees is halfway from the Equator to the North Pole.

[flvegan]

12. 9 minutes?

According to Post 9, you could only put in 9 minutes to be insulting? Back to the minor league with you. :eyes:

[TZ]

27. STFU yesterday!

I'm treating you like madinmaryland. Can't get more insulting than that dog breath!

[two gun sid]

14. OK, fuckstick.

[TZ]

28. Oh easy

You have a hobby not a sport, Mr. Croquet lover! :rofl:

[two gun sid]

67. Ha!

[CreekDog]

16. ok you promised creative

that means none of your usual dreck! :rofl: :P

[TZ]

30. Whats that?

All this post above says in SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK. Would you like some cheese Mr. Rat?

[Dr. Strange]

17. Okay.

[TZ]

31. Too easy.

MATH GEEK! CALCULUS SUCKS EGGS!

[Dr. Strange]

35. Curses! You've hit me where I live.

[CreekDog]

36. you forgot:

Geddy Lee has no soul! :hide:

[TZ]

37. .

Whats that? More annoying squeaking. I think lab rat needs to be put in a maze to occupy his itty bitty brain....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. You'll take up the job? Please.

You've had that job for years now. :P

Hell, your avatar alone suffices in the art of high insult.

[TZ]

32. You have such a bad case of Maryland envy

that you named yourself after a FICTIONAL version of a Maryland politician. How lame is that?
Oh and you live in Florida. Nuff said.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

75. Better a fictional Maryland politician.....

....then some of the non-fictional goofballs we've had:











....then again, all that embarassment is wiped away by this guy:



Yes, it's true. I, a straight male but quite secure with my sexuality, have a man-crush on Martin O'Malley. So help me. The guy rocks. Literally.

As for living in Florida, it does afford me leverage in rooting for sports teams. Given that Maryland only has one true NFL team and one true MLB team. You've got to have a back up team in down years....or decades....

[keroro gunsou]

19. *sigh*

do your best, you pissant son of the ham-fingered pillock.

[TZ]

33. What the hell kind of avatar is that?

It looks like a rip off of a crying Kermit the Frog!

[keroro gunsou]

70. it's keroro

of keroro gunsou.

you uncouth, uncultured, illiterate recepticle for the cum from 1000 whores.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. You can't handle the truth.

[TZ]

34. Heh.

Jonas Brothers. David Archuletta. Oh and you live in Virginia, home of the worst traffic jams in the area.

[madinmaryland]

38. Jeebus, Snyder! You are going to pull a cboynupton??

[TZ]

39. I'm supposed to insult you, idiot!

Not the other way around! Besides unlike others..this is all in good fun.

[PVnRT]

43. ...

[TZ]

45. You are such a dork

You made your screenname a geeky chem reference! :P

[MrPerson]

50. IBTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TZ]

51. Easy.

You have a weird obsession with the phrase IBTL. I suggest you have a doctor check that out.

[MrPerson]

54. That's not really insulting. I want my money back.

[TZ]

58. Okay.

You are a pain in the ass and UNFUNNY...PFFFFFT....(I'd call you a shit stirrer but something tells me you'd like that)

[MrPerson]

63. *snort*

[rug]

55. No insult can surpass rooting for the Nationals.

[TZ]

60. Dude.

Go back to GD where you and your lack of humor belong...:grr:

[Forkboy]

56. You lover of Bond's small testicles.

:hide:

[TZ]

61. .

RACIST RACIST RACIST!
:rofl:

[DS1]

62. You're fired

[TZ]

64. Nice Post Donald Trump!

I guess I need lessons in Douchebaggery...Don't you like have a PhD in that?

[NewJeffCT]

65. Here! n/t

[TZ]

66. You still play D and D.

Are you like 15 still? :P

[NewJeffCT]

68. I wish I was 15 still

and, that's not really an insult, is it?

:P

[TZ]

69. True. Since I hang out with perpetual ninth graders.

*cough* Dr. Strange..*cough* Pi Guy...
Edit: but you are still a geek! :P

[madinmaryland]

71. Pffth!

:P

:rofl:

[Parche]

73. lynnesin nice?

:rofl: :rofl: :hi::hug:

[TZ]

74. just for today!

She was even nice to...madinmaryland...it was frightening...:scared: