I have Bunko tonight.

[Midlodemocrat]

:woohoo:

It's Mardi Gras, Fat Tuesday for those of you who aren't liberal elitists.

It's at the home of someone who is, shall we say, less than generous with her offerings. I hope since it's Mardi Gras she puts out two bowls of Fritos, instead of the usual one.

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Ungrateful elitest

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Declare independence! Bring your own bowl of Fritos brand corn chips!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I do have a bag of those waffle chips with the cheese inside.

:thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. WTF?

What are waffle chips? And why do they have cheese inside?

Are they a dollar store invention?

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Even better. Big Lots.

They're delicious. Almost Combo-esque in their simplicity and deliciousness.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. I like the Snyder's pretzel crackers with the cheese inside

I've never been to a Big Lots. The closest one is about half an hour away, so I figured that's kind of far for a Big Lots.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. If she's being stingy, don't share them. And crunch loudly

making lip-smacking "yummy" sounds after finishing each one.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. She's a bit, shall we say, cheap.

No, I take that back, she's enormously fucking cheap.

[CreekDog]

9. for Lent you should simply call her "cheap"

rather than "fucking cheap".

in the same way as you drop the alleluia's. :D

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. When Midlo arrives, she should say "Hello, Cheapheart!" and demand that she said "Sweetheart".

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I like it.

:thumbsup:

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Being a near-total bastard can sometimes be of benefit to others.

:hug:

[jakefrep]

11. Call in the SWAT team.

There's gonna be trouble.

[geardaddy]

13. I prefer to call it Fasching.

;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnival#Etymology

[KamaAina]

15. Would that make you a Faschist?

:shrug:

[geardaddy]

19. No...

lol

[KamaAina]

16. Probably a bit too late to order a king cake

but it'd be poetic justice indeed if Cheap Bunco Player got the baby:



always baked inside, 'cause tradition dictates that s/he who gets the baby in their slice must furnish the next king cake -- and in NOLA, there's always a next king cake, 'til it ends at midnight CST tonight!

edit: in my clinic-defending days down there, me and the other radical baby-killing feminists :sarcasm: referred colloquially to the antis' ubiquitous fetal models as "king cake babies".

[Midlodemocrat]

17. LOL. You are evil.

I LIKE it!

:bounce:

[tigereye]

23. good for you in your clinic defense!

:thumbsup:

[Parche]

18. does that mean that Brenda is 'off' for the night

then i can go on that date with her.....:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Midlodemocrat]

20. She'll be here Friday and she BETTER tell me where she put

the owner's manual to my farkin' van. :rofl:

[underpants]

21. God help us all

O8)

[LostinVA]

22. Big Lots, Aldi's & Costco

And, Costco is especially close -- and the Big Lots is a REALLY nice one. Much nicer than the Charlottesville one.