About Happy Funball Underground, Our Candidate and the General Election

[Tank in Texas]

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball Underground.


Caution: Happy Fun Ball Underground may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.


Happy Fun Ball Underground Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball Underground if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations


If Happy Fun Ball Underground begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.


Happy Fun Ball Underground should not be used to support any candidate other than those that the moderators choose. No language, appropriate or non-appropriate, should be used to decry the candidate they decide has won, no matter how prematurely. Feel free to blast away at any other candidate though.


Failure to do so relieves the moderators of Happy Fun Ball Underground and its parent company the DNC, of any and all liability.


Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball Underground.

[OKNancy]

I'm sure this means something, but for the life of

me I can't tell what. May I ask... are you taking some medications?

[lectrobyte]

2. All your Happy Fun Ball Underground Are Belong to Us!

It's a ref to an old SNL skit. Strong medication optional.

[newyawker99]

3. Hi lectrobyte!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Tank in Texas]

4. thanks for getting the reference...

...also like your comment.

Welcome newbie!

[fob]

1. DUers/Democrats are without a doubt the funniest and most

creative! They're better looking, have sex appeal and... What's that? AGAHGAGHAHGAHGAHGAGHAGH No Happy Funball Underground, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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