WHY do dogs lick their balls??

[Lil Missy]

Because they can. :eyes: :eyes:

Any other questions?

That is all.

[taterguy]

1. Would you lick your balls if you could?

[Lil Missy]

4. I have AA batteries for that.

[taterguy]

7. Nine-volt batteries are the best ones to lick

They make your tongue buzz

[Lil Missy]

11. It's not my tongue I am concered about.

If I had a tongue, I would not need the batteries.


:)

[taterguy]

13. I have a battery-powered tongue

Alas, I'm not flexible enough to . . .

[Lil Missy]

14. Forget it. You do not know what to do next. You are not a good lesbian.

[taterguy]

18. Most good lesbians don't care about licking balls

Or so I've heard

[Lil Missy]

20. That would be correct.

:)


:rofl:

[MajorChode]

38. The ones in my fantasies always do

[Jamastiene]

2. Lucky dogs!

I wish I had balls to lick and was a dog so I could lick them.

[Lil Missy]

5. I'm just jealous,

[Jamastiene]

9. I am too.

We humans got shafted, I tell ya! Shafted!

[Bucky]

3. Freud never diagnosed scotolingual envy

But he should have.

[Lil Missy]

6. I could not find that on Google.

I have a better idea. :)

[Lil Missy]

8. Ya know, this is going to get locked.

[Jamastiene]

10. Prolly, but it'll be fun while it lasts.

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

12. LOL! Yeah, but I am gonna be so busted!

[Lil Missy]

17. You are possibly evil. Hmmmmm....

:-)

[Lil Missy]

15. Have fun while it lasts!

Skittles is so going to KICK MY ASS!

[Lil Missy]

16. PS:

:scared:

[southpaw]

19. To quote Carlin on the topic:

"If I could reach, I'd never leave the house."

[Lil Missy]

22. LOL! I could totally see my favorite pooch saying that! Same pooch that always licks his balls!

[hunter]

28. Sometimes a dog has to go out for p-mail.

There are trees and fire hydrants that must be attended to.

[av8rdave]

34. Actually, there is a recent episode of Nop/Tuck that deal with that very subject!

[Lil Missy]

21. This is a limited tme offer.

[DemBones DemBones]

23. IBTL! I know a good joke about this but

it's not as funny unless you can hear it, depends on a Southern accent.

[flvegan]

24. Because it gives them an extra 2" drop in their curveball.

[Lil Missy]

25. Mine should have a 12" drop by now.

Knock it the fuck off already!!

[flvegan]

29. Your balls have a 12" drop?

Wow, uh thanks for the visual...or something.

[Lil Missy]

31. I was talking about the dog.

Ya butthole. You knew that.

To make it perfectly clear, I do not have 12" hanging tits.

I actually have very nice tits.

Thank you for the opportunity to clarify.

[flvegan]

35. Whoa whoa whoa...hold on there

What sort of "proof" do we have that you have, to quote "very nice tits"? Is there photographic evidence (feel free to PM it to me if you don't want to share here)? If it can be confirmed, I'll be happy to fill the Lounge in on that.

[Lil Missy]

37. LOL! I have to give you an A+ for effort!!

I do have "very nice tits". One of my best buddies nicknamed me "sweet tits". Long story, you had to be there.

No pics of my tits. Sorry, you'll just have to take my word for it. :)

[Jamastiene]

39. ...

:spray:

[graywarrior]

26. Same reason I.......

never mind.

[Bake]

27. That dog'd BITE YOU!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

Bake

[petronius]

30. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney where in a hunting camp when they saw a

dog licking its balls. "I wish I could do that" said Dick. Karl replied "I've learned that you should pet him first."

(This has been your old, repurposed joke for the day.)

:)

[Lil Missy]

36. LOL! I imagine them, including gw, doing circle jerks.

Honestly, I think they just jacked off with each other the whole last 8 years.

[no name no slogan]

32. Because they can

duh.

[av8rdave]

33. Reminds me of a story...

Two drunks are laying in an alleyway behind a bar. An old, mangy looking dog sauntered down the alleyway, flopped down on the ground in front of them, and proceeded to lick his private parts.

"I sure wish I could do that," said one of the drunks.

The second replied, "well, you'd better ask him first. He could bite your ear off for that!"

[Lil Missy]

41. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Greyskye]

40. When good licking goes bad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw0mgBmk3Mw

[Connonym]

42. because their owners weren't smart enough to have them removed?

[alphafemale]

43. Because they're not allowed in airports. nt