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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-09 01:12 PM
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Would it be impolite of me to post a sign on my door...
...that reads NO I DON'T WANT A FREE ROOF INSPECTION, DON'T EVEN RING THE @*&%$!! DOORBELL!

We've had a windy winter, and every three or four days some other kid comes to the door and starts with "I'm not here to sell you anything...." :eyes:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-09 01:14 PM
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1. How about "If you mention 'roof inspection', I'll tell you all about my colonoscopy"
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-09 01:15 PM
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2. That's a good one, but you might have to explain first what
a colonoscopy IS.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-09 01:16 PM
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4. and that is when you get to tell them
to shove it up their ass and blow it out their ear ;)
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-09 01:16 PM
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5. Not if I have the slide projector ready. nt
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-09 01:18 PM
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6. Ah, you have found the key to the beauty in the threat! You get to EXPLAIN!
Pictures are a bonus!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-09 01:16 PM
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3. would you rather have mormon missionary positions?
:rofl: :hi:
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