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[lost-in-nj]

WEAK STOMACHS do not scroll down
why do people do this?????


:shrug:


she's not to bad
but him

:scared:




















still time to turn away

























ok I warned you





:puke:




lost

[no name no slogan]

1. She needs a sammich, he needs some dermabrasion

ew.

[Shell Beau]

2. Is that self tanner?

That is yuck yuck yuck!!

[Deja Q]

4. Well, it is a lovely shade of orange...

:hide:

[Deja Q]

3. Hmmm. He looks like a shaved gorilla with a bleach job (his hair, not his... eh... girlfriend)

[NJmaverick]

5. The saddest thing, is they spent all sorts of time, effort and sacrifice

to create those freakish appearances

[AlCzervik]

6. do they have pop up timers so they know when they're done cooking?

[Deja Q]

8. Can't speak for her, but I bet his pop up timer shrunk and fell off...

:hide:

[Sanity Claws]

18. Haha

Steriods cause the testicles to shrink. Do they affect the size of the popup timer too?

[Deja Q]

22. No, but in tandem with the orange "tanning" acid he rubbed all over himself...

Don't color me surprised. I mean, look at his smile. Then his crotchal area. He's hiding something.

[Bertha Venation]

7. Introduce that woman to a sandwich, and quickly, before she implodes

She is disgusting to behold.

The guy is just ridiculous.

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. juding by the stains on his shirt, I'd say spray-on tanner

[grace0418]

10. Did he get into a fight with the spray-on tanner? Because the tanner kicked his ass.

WTF?

[AlCzervik]

11. he looks like a negative.

[redqueen]

12. Jaysus...

:scared:

[Dukkha]

13. Dr Zaius?

Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

[Deja Q]

23. I thought that too, ROFL... BTW:

"Dukkha" -- a Buddhist reference, if I recall?

[Dukkha]

28. correct

translates loosely in Engish as "Suffering" More broadly it is the First Noble Truth or Life is Suffering. It holds more meaning than ever now in these hard times. A good coping mechanism too as a Buddhist wouldn't see this has hardship, it just is.

[RagAss]

14. I'll pretend I didn't see that.

[azmouse]

15. He looks... crispy.

Too much sun or tanning bed time. :scared:

[Fleshdancer]

16. He looks like Spencer Pratt...but with a steroid and tanner addiction

CREEPY! :scared:

[kimmerspixelated]

17. Number One, She's wearing her thong backwards, right?

Probably has one of those weird hairless, you-know...and Number 2, the man looks like a weird version of a Ken doll gone mad. The guy is particularly revolting. He needs to take a day or two off from pumping iron and tanning!!! GROSS!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

19. Where did you find this?

It's absolute wonderful.

[Redstone]

20. "She's not too bad?" Are you nuts? They're BOTH ubelievably revolting.

Redstone

[leftofthedial]

21. that is sickening.

that is just plain gross.

[graywarrior]

24. Oouuu, a train wreck

I can't stop looking.

[lunatica]

25. Eeeeeeeeeeeek! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Their muscles are all puffed up :puffpiece: !

Eeeek! Eeeeek! Eeeeeek! Eeeeeeek! Eeeeeeeeek !Eeeeeeeeeeeek! :yoiks:

:scared:

[Lost in CT]

26. That's why you don't smoke at the Gas Station. nt

[Eyerish]

27. I don't know why...

but he looks like the joker with that demented grin and those crazy eyes.. :scared:

[petronius]

29. She clearly does not have a weak stomach (in more ways than one)

The dude should probably put a dermatologist on speed-dial...