This is going to sound silly, but I opted for the ditch instead of the head-on collision

[Deja Q]

I'm sure some would have preferred my doing the former, but you're already subhuman so you don't count. :P

Nor do I believe in a no-win scenario.





(Metaphorically speaking, to date I have never been in an automotive situation. Never forget, riddles and metaphors are my recursive siblings...)

[DS1]

1. That would be the correct course, yes

[mainegreen]

2. Pffft. My car flies!!!

I have one hundred geese tied to the roof, as a stand by!

[Taverner]

3. Um, why would that be silly?

Ditch = A tow, perhaps no damage

Head on = Damage to driver and car

[begin_within]

4. Does your Cadillac have a wheel in the ditch and a wheel on the track?

[DS1]

5. Riddle?

Is this a thread about teh buttsecks?