How the hell did my lap get to be such hot property?

[Redstone]

After I got the blood clots in my leg, I had to put my legs up on an ottoman-stool-thing with a pillow on it to elevate the stupid leg when sitting on the couch in the evening.

Now, over the past few weeks, a running battle has developed between the girls (the puppy and the kitten) to see who can claim the lap space the earliest each night.

Boy, does that make me feel good. Animal affection will do that for you.

But I have to sign off now; the kitten is roaming my legs with the Purr Engine at full throttle, because the puppy had the major piece of Lap Time tonight, so I'm going to have to take the laptop off my lap.

Am I a fortunate son of a bitch, or what?

Redstone

[lizziegrace]

1. Yes you are

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Redstone!

Well, if you can overlook that pesky little blood clot, I'd say you are indeed a fortunate son of a bitch!

:hug:

[applegrove]

3. It's love!

[murielm99]

4. How were you diagnosed with blood clots?

Did you suspect them yourself?

[Redstone]

5. When one leg was twice the diameter of the other, I got suspicious. If that happens

to you or anyone you know, yell for help right away.

Redstone

[no name no slogan]

6. I saw an ad on Craigslist for your lap

I bet that might have something to do with it. :hi:

[quakerboy]

7. In our current troubled economic state

the obvious thing to do is to start charging rent. I mean, who dosn't need a little extra saved for a rainy day, right?