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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 08:35 AM
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What gives you the right to play God?
:shrug:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 08:36 AM
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1. The circumstances of my divine birth, as foretold by prophecy
Also, I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 09:20 AM
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2. When I was born, we stayed in a manger.
'Cause there was no room at the Holiday Inn.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 09:36 AM
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3. Because I can wiggle my ears.
Edited on Thu Feb-26-09 09:39 AM by Jamastiene
Why did God give us this list of body parts, if we are not going to use them?

VOMERONASAL ORGAN
A tiny pit on each side of the septum is lined with nonfunctioning chemoreceptors. They may be all that remains of a once extensive pheromone-detecting ability.

EXTRINSIC EAR MUSCLES
This trio of muscles most likely made it possible for prehominids to move their ears independently of their heads, as rabbits and dogs do. We still have them, which is why most people can learn to wiggle their ears.

WISDOM TEETH
Early humans had to chew a lot of plants to get enough calories to survive, making another row of molars helpful. Only about 5 percent of the population has a healthy set of these third molars.

NECK RIB
A set of cervical ribs—possibly leftovers from the age of reptiles—still appear in less than 1 percent of the population. They often cause nerve and artery problems.

THIRD EYELID
A common ancestor of birds and mammals may have had a membrane for protecting the eye and sweeping out debris. Humans retain only a tiny fold in the inner corner of the eye.

DARWIN’S POINT
A small folded point of skin toward the top of each ear is occasionally found in modern humans. It may be a remnant of a larger shape that helped focus distant sounds.

SUBCLAVIUS MUSCLE
This small muscle stretching under the shoulder from the first rib to the collarbone would be useful if humans still walked on all fours. Some people have one, some have none, and a few have two.

PALMARIS MUSCLE
This long, narrow muscle runs from the elbow to the wrist and is missing in 11 percent of modern humans. It may once have been important for hanging and climbing. Surgeons harvest it for reconstructive surgery.

MALE NIPPLES
Lactiferous ducts form well before testosterone causes sex differentiation in a fetus. Men have mammary tissue that can be stimulated to produce milk.

ERECTOR PILI
Bundles of smooth muscle fibers allow animals to puff up their fur for insulation or to intimidate others. Humans retain this ability (goose bumps are the indicator) but have obviously lost most of the fur.

APPENDIX
This narrow, muscular tube attached to the large intestine served as a special area to digest cellulose when the human diet consisted more of plant matter than animal protein. It also produces some white blood cells. Annually, more than 300,000 Americans have an appendectomy.

BODY HAIR
Brows help keep sweat from the eyes, and male facial hair may play a role in sexual selection, but apparently most of the hair left on the human body serves no function.

PLANTARIS MUSCLE
Often mistaken for a nerve by freshman medical students, the muscle was useful to other primates for grasping with their feet. It has disappeared altogether in 9 percent of the population.

THIRTEENTH RIB
Our closest cousins, chimpanzees and gorillas, have an extra set of ribs. Most of us have 12, but 8 percent of adults have the extras.

MALE UTERUS
A remnant of an undeveloped female reproductive organ hangs off the male prostate gland.

FIFTH TOE
Lesser apes use all their toes for grasping or clinging to branches. Humans need mainly the big toe for balance while walking upright.

FEMALE VAS DEFERENS
What might become sperm ducts in males become the epoophoron in females, a cluster of useless dead-end tubules near the ovaries.

PYRAMIDALIS MUSCLE
More than 20 percent of us lack this tiny, triangular pouchlike muscle that attaches to the pubic bone. It may be a relic from pouched marsupials.

COCCYX
These fused vertebrae are all that’s left of the tail that most mammals still use for balance and communication. Our hominid ancestors lost the need for a tail before they began walking upright.

PARANASAL SINUSES
The nasal sinuses of our early ancestors may have been lined with odor receptors that gave a heightened sense of smell, which aided survival. No one knows why we retain these perhaps troublesome mucus-lined cavities, except to make the head lighter and to warm and moisten the air we breathe.



Seems the big guy doesn't know what he's doing making all those extra body parts and adding them randomly. I mean, I had my gallbladder taken out because it didn't work right. Turns out, I didn't even need the damn thing. What kind of shit is that? :wtf:

I am one of those people who can wiggle their ears, btw. Until God puts the crack pipe down and quits putting extra parts in randomly and wreaking havoc like this, I'm taking over.

That shit is getting ridiculous.

:P

:evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 09:38 AM
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4. What gives you the right to play Devil's Advocate
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 09:39 AM
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5. Divine right. n/t
Edited on Thu Feb-26-09 10:05 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 09:41 AM
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6. a good agent
but there doesn't seem to be a lot of good God parts being written these days.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 09:41 AM
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7. Casting couch, and it was a very ugly scene
Also, Morgan Freeman was tied up that month.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 10:35 AM
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8. Because I don't have a starship either.
So there.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 10:40 AM
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9. Playing?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:29 AM
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10. Was this question meant for George Burns or Morgan Freeman?
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:38 AM
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11. I have no such right, but I do it anyway, by
hiding out in a dark room where nobody can find me. Then I do absolutely nothing at all. It's a perfect imitation.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:41 AM
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12. God said I could
:P
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Lost in CT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:43 AM
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13. The Lady of the Lake her arm clad in the purest shimmering Samit
Held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 01:35 PM
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21. One of the greatest 3 minutes of cinema ever
:bounce:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:45 AM
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14. Because I'm the mommy
thats why




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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:52 AM
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15. I'm 13 billion years old and the big bang...
...was a burst pimple on my ass. Oozed shit all OVER the universe.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:53 AM
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16. Three years of summer stock? (nt)
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 11:59 AM
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17. I'd like to say a white penis but I'm a girl....
Hey guys! Anyone got a penis I could borrow? :evilgrin:
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 12:01 PM
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18. Because I exist
and he doesn't :)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 12:02 PM
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19. The fact that we have had a Tuesday afternoon tennis date for the last 35 years.
I think God has demonstrated s/he's only too willing to play me.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 12:16 PM
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20. If one doesn't believe in God, one could argue there is a job opening
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 01:36 PM
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22. My big f'n HAMMER
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 01:48 PM
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24. :thumbsup:
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 01:40 PM
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23. solipsism
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 02:01 PM
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25. hey, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 02:02 PM
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26. I can play whatever imaginary character I feel like (nt)
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 02:27 PM
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27. because i played black sabbath at 78 speed man..
and i saw god and he/she told me i could play him for a little while.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 03:46 PM
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28. dog is good
run dog run
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 03:48 PM
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29. The Amulet of Yendor.
@
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-09 03:56 PM
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30. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Besides the pay's pretty good and with the job market circling the drain have to take what's available. After all, it was either playing God or be a greeter at Wally World.
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