Things you don't want to say in a household of women--add yours.

[bif]

"Well, it's nice to see all your periods are synchronized."

"Would you guys mind putting the toilet seat up when you're done?"

[Bertha Venation]

1. What are you all, on the rag?

[av8rdave]

2. The version I heard was

"I don't complain about putting the seat up. You don't need to complain about putting it down."

Another favorite (this one is NOT a good idea, btw):

"A headache that lasts 7 months is a problem. See a doctor."

[bif]

3. That'll get you a pass to a night on the "Punishment Couch."

[underpants]

4. "Glad to see you all in your proper place"

this works really well if they are all in the kitchen

[bif]

How about: Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen...

What a beautiful sight!"

[HopeHoops]

5. "I ate at least two dozen donuts this week! Oh, by the way, I lost ten pounds!"

[bif]

6. "Are you using Miracle Grow on your ass, or something?"

[SacredCow]

7. So many to choose from.....

"Did you gain weight?"

(during/after a "lecture"...)
"Were you saying something? I wasn't listening."

"You're turning into your mother, and that scares the hell outta me.."

[Resuscitated Ethics]

8. Don't answer the question...

"Does this dress make me look like a sausage?"
with
"what kind- link or patty?"

[Beer Snob-50]

9. i once asked my wife (i thought i was being nice)

"hey hon, would you like me to get you the vaccum?" i mean there were lots of dust bunnies under a cedar chest as i moved it to get something that fell behind it.

[siligut]

10. Will you throw my underwear in the wash with yours?

I hope no one else wanted this last piece of chocolate.

[Maine-ah]

11. husband said to me the other day

"how come none of my socks are clean?"

:grr: :nuke: :nuke: :grr:

[Lost in CT]

12. Hey I see a little mustache coming through... nt

[Sky Masterson]

13. Which one of youse broads is gonna round me up some vittles?

:hide:

[bif]

14. "Would one of you gals fetch me a beer, this game just went into overtime?"

[Sky Masterson]

16. Then when they get you one you say

"Thanks Sugar Tits" They love that!! :yoiks:

[bif]

18. Nice

[Z_I_Peevey]

15. 1. Shouldn't you be getting some exercise?

2. My mother did that THIS way.
3. The trouble with women today is...(insert any phrase).
4. Any use of the C word.

[MajorChode]

17. I ran out of clean underwear, so I'm wearing yours